ATTENTION PATIENTS: THE VIDEO BELOW IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! IT’S MADE TO SHOWCASE OUR POPULAR STRAINS FOR NEW MEMBERS!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We’ve noticed a lot of prospective members visiting our Reseda dispensary. For those of you interested in joining our collective, we made a marijuana menu video highlighting some of our most popular strains. Check out the HR top shelf tour:
Since we’re the official B Real dispensary, we chose the Cypress Hill classic, “Hits from the Bong” as mood music. The tour kicks off with Popeye OG, the house favorite Indica dominant OG we entered in the Medical Cannabis Cup. The next medication needs no introduction. Brutus OG is a local legend among Los Angeles cannabis enthusiasts. Lady Jane Doe may be equally as famous as her boyfriend Brutus. This mysterious OG Kush casts a spell on everyone who smokes her, leaving them begging for more!
The show wouldn’t be complete without Popeye’s girl, Olive Oyl! A newer addition to the HR family, she’s a super stoney cross between Purple Mr. Nice Guy and Jupiter OG. Of course, the devilishly delicious Diablo OG makes an appearance. This ultra smooth Indica dominant OG induces intense relaxation. Speaking of Indicas, Purple King aka PK provides pain relief while easing insomnia.
For a taste of something completely different, we recommend Grapefruit. Sativa strains aren’t for everyone, and those with anxiety issues should medicate with caution. That said, you won’t find anything sweeter or more potent than our signature Grapefruit. Last but not least, Mandarin Dreams features an excellent flavor similar to that of Grapefruit. The Mandarin contains purple streaks, which means it’s a relatively mellow experience.
We hope you enjoyed this sneak peak of what’s in store for you at the best Reseda dispensary! Please note that the video doesn’t necessarily reflect our current inventory. The images represent a collection of medications we usually carry on a regular basis. If you have any questions about our collective, feel free to contact us by phone (818) 300-0020 or email firstname.lastname@example.org! You’re welcome to visit our store in person as long as you bring your current marijuana rec along with proper identification. One Love!