Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! A few days ago we showed you some tempting photos of our new top shelf medical marijuana strain, Popeye OG Kush. Well, that wait is over because Popeye’s taken his rightful place on the HR menu! But Popeye didn’t come alone—he brought two lovely ladies known as Jane Doe and her sister Plain Jane! This trio will definitely make your weekend, so drop by Reseda tomorrow to get the party started. Don’t forget to bring your medical cannabis rec along with your ID. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We at HR are always coming up with new additions to our unique medical marijuana menu. Today we’d like to show you a new OG Kush strain we’re curing—-we call it Popeye OG:
As you can see, Popeye OG promises to be a potent patient favorite. Stay tuned for its debut on our top shelf. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Many of you are familiar with our basement dwelling member, Uncle Z. Every week we let him out of the dungeon to select his medication. This time we picked the Riddler OG:
Uncle Z prefers Indica dominant medical marijuana strains. The Riddler calms him down when the crew gets too loud. We expect things will get a bit crazier since we’re accepting new patients, so he’ll need to medicate frequently. Please remember to bring your rec & ID with you when you come to Reseda to see the Riddler. And try to be quiet for Uncle Z’s sake! One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Today we’d like to showcase a super mellow medical marijuana strain from our top shelf, Diablo 23 OG:
Diablo 23 is the same as our regular Diablo OG strain, but it’s grown by a different person. Many patients find the Diablo 23 delivers a nice head change without an overpowering bodily effect. It’s suitable for day or nighttime medicating. When you drop by to grab some, please remember to bring your recommendation as well as your ID with you to our Reseda collective. Our members must produce these documents at every visit. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! As harvest seasons rolls around, our top shelf will start overflowing with medical marijuana goodness. Until then, we suggest donating for this Firewalker (Fire OG x Skywalker):
The Firewalker is a solid choice for OG lovers searching for a bit of a Sativa kick. Head out to Reseda before it’s all gone. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Today’s medical marijuana menu selection comes from our collection of top shelf OG strains. We’ve gotten excellent feedback on our Diablo OG:
Most patients report that this is an Indica dominant hybrid. As such, it’s the perfect medication for the evening or nighttime. Diablo OG soothes stress and anxiety without producing a full on couchlock. Stop by your friendly neighborhood Reseda medical marijuana dispensary to try this menu item today! One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We always try to keep our top shelf stocked with high quality OG medical marijuana strains because we know many of you prefer these varieties. Our Riddler OG will not disappoint the connoiseurs among you:
This is a hybrid that usually leans more towards the Indica side of the spectrum. The batch we have right now might contain a bit more Sativa than usual, but some patients may not notice a difference at all. Come see the Riddler and the rest of our amazing menu at the friendliest medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda, HR! One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! OG lovers should check out the amazing new batch of HR #23 we’ve got on our top shelf:
This medical marijuana strain is a fairly balanced hybrid. The Sativa side induces euphoric laughter while the Indica soothes aches and pains. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! If you haven’t tried our top shelf Diablo OG strain, what are you waiting for?
This Indica dominant OG medical marijuana strain offers gentle pain relief and relaxation. It’s an ideal evening smoke to help you unwind after a hard day at work. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! While you’re at HR getting your raffle tickets and free joints, be sure to check out our top shelf Diablo OG:
Diablo is an Indica dominant OG with purple undertones. It’s a smooth smoke that induces a mellow bodily sensation with a calming cerebral effect. It’s ideal for relaxing after work, although it lacks the knock out quality of pure Indica strains. As such, this medication eases anxiety without causing extreme drowsiness. Diablo OG also happens to be Uncle Z’s pick o’ the week! Feel free to knock on our basement door and thank him for the heads up. Be forewarned: he’s prone to violent outbursts. Lately he’s taken to throwing watermelons at patients and staff members. When you knock, be prepared to duck. One Love!