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Best Top Shelf Marijuana Strains 5/19/12

All Strains Subject to Availability! Please Call to Reserve Your Medication!

Brutus OG, Skywalker OG, King Kush, and Morning Wood strains all arrived at Humboldt Relief yesterday. Rather than post four separate marijuana menu highlights, your humble photographer decided to create a single image of these four flavors:

Epic Top Shelf Medications

Hopefully you can see the purple streaks in each strain besides the Brutus. We don’t expect any of these tasty treats to last much longer; most of the nugs are the size of golf balls! Patients are already talking up the King Kush, but I personally recommend the Morning Wood. Whichever your pick, be sure to bring your cannabis card and ID with you to the best Reseda dispensary. One Love!

Full Menu with Specials 1/19/12

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We’ve added so many killer strains to our Reseda medical marijuana menu in the last few days that we thought we’d post another list in time for the weekend. Here’s one of the best marijuana menus we’ve had in a while:

Top Shelf Medication Member Price: 20/45/90 Temporary Member Price: 20/50/95

King Kush (HR Staff Pick # 4)
PK- Purple King (HR Staff Pick #2)
Brutus (HR Staff Pick #1):ALMOST GONE
Larry OG (HR Staff Pick #3)
Jane Doe (HR Staff Pick #5)
Morning Wood (HR Staff Pick #6)
Blue Cheese
True OG
God’s Gift:SPECIAL 45 eighth/85 Quarter/165 half/325 oz
Riddler OG:SPECIAL 45 eighth/85 Quarter/165 half/325 oz
Plain Jane:SPECIAL 45 eighth/85 Quarter/165 half/325 oz
Bannana OG:SPECIAL 45 eighth/85 Quarter/165 half/325 oz 
King George:SPECIAL 45 eighth/85 Quarter/165 half/325 oz

Budget Medication 10/30/55


Super Value Medication 7/20/35

Sweet Tooth
Magic Beans

Shake Deals 20 eighth/125 Ounce

Queen Jane Shake
Larry23 Shake
Popeye Shake
Jane23 Shake
Wicked OG Shake

We wish everyone a happy early Friday! Please remember to have your cannabis card and ID with you when you visit our dispensary. One Love!

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Epic HR Menu Update 1/18/12

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We just thought we’d let you know that our medical marijuana menu just exploded with organic goodness! We’ve got fresh batches of Organic Brutus OG Kush, Skywalker, Organic Morning Wood , Organic King Kush, and Organic Blue Cheese (Blue Dream x Cheese)!!!!!! Unfortunately, we received small quantities of these strains. That means none of these new flavors will last very long.  Head to the dankest dispensary in Reseda to get a piece of this top shelf action. One Love!

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Humboldt Relief Collective Menu 12/26/11

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Now that we’ve got you drooling over the Morning Wood, we figured we’d let you know what else we have to offer. So here’s the dankest medical marijuana menu in Reseda:


Top Shelf Medication 20/45/90— $5 OFF!!!

Maximus (HR Staff Pick # 4)
Wicked OG (HR Staff Pick #2)
Brutus (HR Staff Pick #1)
Bannana OG
King George
Fire OG
HR23 (HR Staff Pick #3)
Morning Wood (HR Staff Pick #5)
Jane Doe
God’s Gift
Riddler OG

Budget Medication 10/30/55


Super Value Medication 7/20/35

Sweet Tooth
Magic Beans

Shake Deals 20 eighth/125 Ounce

Queen Jane Shake
Larry23 Shake
Jane23 Shake
Wicked OG Shake

There you have it folks, the perfect way to ring in the New Year! One Love!

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HR Strain Spotlight: Morning Wood

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! There’s only one week left in the year, which means the best medical marijuana deal in Reseda is about to come to an end. Hurry by HR to grab the last bit of our top shelf Morning Wood strain for just $45 per 1/8th:


The Morning Wood is almost out, but we thought we’d show you these photos anyway because many of you inquired about its absence. This particular batch is completely organic—no pesticides, additives, or chemicals! As a result, the nug structure lacks the bulkiness of previous versions. Still, organic Morning Wood retains the same citrus flavor and effects you crave. Don’t forget to take your mmj rec along with your ID with you to the collective every time you stop by. One Love!

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Epic HR Menu Update!

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Your holiday wishes came true because our medical marijuana menu just got restocked with several top shelf favorites! That’s right—we’ve got insane batches of Brutus OG Kush, Morning Wood, and Dieselberry. Unfortunately, all the batches are fairly small. They will literally fly off the shelves, especially since we’re still running our holiday cannabis sale. So get down to the dankest medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda as soon as you can, and don’t forget the proper paperwork as well as identification. One Love!

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Rave Review for the HR Crew!

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We appreciate all of our loyal patient members; your support makes everything worthwhile. Occasionally someone outside of our patient family decides to honor us for whatever reason. We’re not sure what we did to deserve it, but we’re humbled by the recognition we recently received from the Dispensary Index! Check out their excellent review along with beautiful photos of some of our most popular medications! Pictures include top shelf standouts, such as Brutus OG, Jane Doe, and Morning Wood. Thanks to the fine folks at the Dispensary Index as well their talented photographer Avacado! Much love from the HR crew in Reseda!

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Top 10 Medical Marijuana Strains

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all know that we’re one of the best medical marijuana dispensaries in Reseda, CA. We thought it would be fun to make a list of all most popular cannabis strains. Most of these varieties sit on our top shelf, though not for very long. Did we forget your all-time favorite? Let us know and we’ll be sure to post your suggestions!

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! This is a list of strains we carry regularly, but it does NOT reflect what’s on our shelves at this time. The following information is intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!


#1- Brutus OG: No discussion of Humboldt Relief would be complete without the big guy. Patients drive from as far south as San Diego and as far north as Fresno just to get their hands on this insane Indica dominant OG. Brutus often leaves on the same day as he arrives due to the incredible, even feverish, patient demand. This strain is famous for massive, firm, and frosty nugs. If you haven’t sampled Brutus OG yet, check this site daily for frequent menu updates.

#2- Jane Doe: Lady Jane and her organic counterpart Queen Jane always create a big patient sensation upon entrance. Many male patients have developed a nearly romantic attachment to Jane, and personify her as an actual woman. Be careful because Jane’s a real heartbreaker. She’s gone almost as quickly as the Brutus. Jane Doe is an OG strain with almost magical healing powers. She’s a fairly balanced hybrid strain; some feel she’s Sativa dominant whereas others claim she’s Indica dominant. Her actual composition typically varies by batch, but she never disappoints her adoring fans.

#3- King Kush: One of our more photogenic offerings, King Kush is always covered in trichomes. Its stunning appearance signifies the strong pain relieving elements of this Indica dominant medication. Known as the “working man’s Indica,” King Kush contains just a hint of Sativa to counteract drowsiness. The key to medicating with this strain is moderate consumption. Avoid overmedicating by administering small doses. This is the way to get the maximum medical benefits. Smoking too much produces sedation, which acts as a treatment for insomnia or other sleep disorders. The name itself may be a bit misleading; according to persistent rumors, King Kush stems from the Bubba family. Others insist that the genetics represent a combination of OG Kush x Grape Ape. Whatever the origins, we’re proud to offer this superior strain.

#4- Morning Wood: HR patients expect relatively rare menu items such as Morning Wood. A true connoisseur’s strain, you won’t find Morning Wood anywhere else in Reseda. This cross between OG Kush and the famed Woody Harrelson marijuana strain yields bulky, super dense nugs. This is another mysterious entity as lots of patients feel stronger Sativa effects whereas others attest to higher Indica propensities. But everyone agrees that the bittersweet citrus flavor is too good to pass up.

#5- Grapefruit: Speaking of fruity tastes, Grapefruit keeps the Sativa lovers satisfied again and again. Even patients who normally gravitate towards heavy Indicas can appreciate this cerebral experience. The long, slender buds often seem as though they’re coated in a layer of pure crystals. Grapefruit isn’t a traditional planetary strain, but many patients describe medicating with it as an interstellar almost hallucinogenic high. Sativas are known for raciness, yet the Grapefruit doesn’t induce unpleasant jitters in the majority of people. Grapefruit successfully combats fatigue while heightening creativity. Although very helpful for patients with depression, the spacey sensations might exacerbate pre-existing anxiety. Medicate with caution, unless you’re prepared for an intergalactic journey.

#6 – Diablo OG: Not to be confused with another important menu selection, 1st Gen Diablo, this OG stands out for several reasons. HR Diablo usually leans towards the Indica side of the spectrum, although there’s enough Sativa to maintain functionality. A real slow burner, patients discover that Diablo requires more hits to finish off a bowl. The longevity makes proper storage an absolute necessity. We recommend glass jars or curing jars for storage as these products maintain freshness better than plastic containers. Diablo OG is an Indica dominant hybrid without the couch lock. As such, Diablo is suitable for medicating during the day or night.

#7- Riddler OG: This medication explains our reputation as a home of sensational OG cannabis concoctions. The Riddler’s precise genetics remain unknown, but he’s been a hit since his first visit to Humboldt Relief. Most batches exhibit Indica dominant traits, although the nug structure indicates a Sativa presence. The Riddler’s classic OG flavor is reminiscent of Jane Doe. Patients use this strain for pain relief and mental health conditions such as generalized anxiety disorder.

#8- Dieselberry: Many medical marijuana strains come from disputed genetic origins; Dieselberry is no different. Aficionados claim this Sativa dominant hybrid stems from a cross between DJ Short’s Blueberry x Sour Diesel whereas a few sources assert it’s the result of Sour Diesel x Strawberry Cough. The former seems a bit more credible than the later given the taste. Whatever its lineage, this strain consists of bulky nugs with trademark Sativa crowns. Dieselberry is a fine OG alternative that often delights patients during the winter and spring months.

#9- Larry OG: This heavy hitting Indica dominant strain comes to HR from the fine folks at the Cali Connection Seed Company. Larry OG is the result of a cross between an SFV OG Kush male and a female Larry clone. This strain is suitable for nighttime medicating as it may cause sleepiness. Patients report feelings of relaxation concentrated in the body, which makes Larry an excellent choice for those with chronic pain. Larry also induces the famous couch lock at times and stimulates the appetite.

#10- Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder: This hybrid OG medication is a B Real strain straight from the one and only Dr. Greenthumb’s garden. Cypress Hill fans flock to HR to catch of a glimpse of the Man himself, and pick up his top shelf contributions to the collective. Patients rest assured that anything from B Real must be of the hightest quality. The man they call the “weed hunter” has yet to disappoint.

Honorable Mention- HR #23: This signature house strain deserves recognition for always putting a smile on our patients’ faces. HR #23 usually displays characteristics of a Sativa dominant hybrid with extra fluffy nugs. The strain gets its name from its accidental inception. One day the crew discovered random seeds laying around in the grow room. They planted the seeds in the dirt not knowing what would happen. The sole surviving seed turned out to be a big hit with our patients! It’s been a Humboldt Relief menu staple ever since.

There you have it, folks! The best of the best from the HR family in Reseda. Watch as our menu continues to grow! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu 4/22/11

Hello, patients! Hopefully you’ve all recovered from the Humboldt Relief 4/20 celebration! We’re still having our $5 off ANY 1/8th donation, and now’s the perfect time to stock up! Check out our current menu:
Top Shelf Medication 20/50/95

Grapefruit (HR Staff’s #3)
Riddler OG( HR Staff’s #1)
Brutilizer(HR Staff’s #5)
White OG
White Kush
Jane Doe (HR Staff’s #2)
1st Gen Diablo
Blackberry Kush
Thor OG
Fire OG
True OG
Morning Wood (HR Staff’s #4)

Mid-level Medication 15/45/85

818 OG
Purple Bubba
HR Diablo-$300 Ounce Special
818 OG
Zeus OG-$300 Ounce Special
HR OG-$300 Ounce Special
Tahoe OG-$300 Ounce Special
Banana OG

Budget Medication 15/40/75

Hollywood OG
Cotton Candy Kush
Zeus OG

Super Value Medication 10/30/55


Happy Friday, everyone! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Morning Wood

Hello, patients! The Humboldt Relief crew thanks you all for making yesterday’s medical marijuana 4/20 celebration a huge success! Of course, we know that some of you weren’t able to join us. Thankfully, you may still take advantage of our $5 off ANY 1/8th special. I suggest donating for some top shelf Morning Wood. This particular batch is unlike any I’ve seen before:





As you can see from the second image, some of the nugs contain deep purple streaks. I’m not much of a flavor fiend, but I must admit that this strain tastes wonderful. Smoking it produces strong citrus sensations that remind me of Sprite. I find the maximum medical benefits by mixing it with a sativa strain for a balanced experience. One Love!

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