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Jack Herer Sativa | Dispensary Menu Prices | Humboldt Relief

Best Top Shelf Sativa

Dense Sativa Strain

The Hemporer’s Strain

Energetic Medical Cannabis


What is the Jack Herer Medical Marijuana Strain?

Jack Herer is a top shelf Sativa medical cannabis strain. Jack’s genetics are Haze x Northern Lights #5 x Skunk #1. We recommend Jack Herer to patients looking for more of a straight Sativa buzz than our Woody OG. The Jack is still considered a hybrid strain, but most patients experience mostly an energetic, trippy head high. As a result, Jack should be a morning medication or a day time pick me up.

How Much is the Jack Herer Menu Price?

Jack Herer is available for our patient members for $45 per 1/8th. Our temporary patients pay $50 per 1/8th for top shelf medications.

How Do I Donate for Jack Herer Cannabis?

All of our patients must bring a current medical cannabis recommendation as well as ID to our Reseda dispensary. Otherwise we will not be able to serve you! If you have any questions about our policies, feel free to ask inside our shop or fill out the contact form to your right. Look for HR coupons in the latest issue of Green Acres Mag. One love!

New Dispensary Business Cards | Menu Update | Humboldt Relief

Pre-ICO Medical Cannabis Menu Update

New Top Shelf Marijuana Strains

* Skywalker OG Kush * Jack Herer (Sativa) * JD Og Kush *


PrintFirm.com Business Card Review

We’ve been getting a lot of new patients at our Reseda collective, and we apologize for any problems with our previous business cards. We made the mistake of ordering them from VistaPrint, and we were very disappointed in the poor quality, especially the washed out colors. But we listened to your gripes, and we’re pleased to present our new business card design from PrintFirm.com in Canoga Park:

Full Color Business Cards Done Right.

High Quality and Better Contrast

The problem with our other cards wasn’t just the horrible color quality; when it comes to business card designs, it’s important to use strong contrasting colors as well as larger fonts that are easy to read. This time, I designed the card in green and white because those go well together without blending. I used two fonts with big letters to make our contact information really pop out. We used the same 14 pt. cardstock as before, which means the paper selection wasn’t causing the problems.

Patient Community Feedback

We want to know what you guys think of the business cards before we place another order. We plan to keep using PrintFirm.com, but we want to make sure you guys like the design. I had a lot of fun working on this printing project, and I’m always looking for ways to improve your patient experience. The design possibilities here are endless. So please leave your feedback in the comments below! One Love!

Platinum Bubba Kush Pics | Humboldt Relief

High Humboldt Relief Collective members! We know you’re all gearing up for 420, but we’ve got plenty of dank to get you through the stretch. Here’s some Platinum Bubba Kush from the top shelf of our dispensary menu that’s sure to knock you out:

Platinum Bubba Kush Nug Shots

Vibrant Indica

Purplicious Bubba

Bubba Bud Porn

Dankest Top Shelf in the SFV


As you can see, the Platinum Bubba strain is covered in crystals and purple streaks. Grab some of this potent Indica for the same low donation price of $45 per 1/8th for members or $50 per 1/8th for temporary patients. Remember, everyone must bring a valid rec and ID with them to donate at our Reseda cannabis clinic. One Love!

Asian Dream Strain Pictures | Menu Update | Humboldt Relief

Reseda Marijuana Dispensary Menu Update

  • Asian Dream (S/I) – 20/45/90/180/325
  • Pre-98 Bubba Kush (I) – 20/45/90/180/325
  • King Kush Water Hash (I) – 13/25

Asian Dream Marijuana Strain Pictures

Frosty Bud Porn

Mysterious Marijuana Strain

Hybrid Cannabis

Strain Dreams Are Made Of


Asian Dream appears to be a Blue Dream cross. The purple streaks may indicate Indica roots, but I would label the medication as a Sativa dominant hybrid based on my personal smoking experience. Sample the Asian Dream yourself and let us know how you think it smokes. As always, please remember to bring your cannabis rec and ID with you to our Reseda dispensary. One Love!

San Fernando Valley Dispensary Menu | Humboldt Relief

High Humboldt Relief Collective members! Jane Doe fans will definitely want to see our latest medical marijuana menu because we added Jane Doe Water Hash to the lineup. Remember, you can always get quick menu info on our WeedMaps listing; don’t forget to leave us a review if you appreciate our medication and service!


Medical Marijuana Menu

Indica Marijuana
Platinum Bubba Kush-$20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Bubba Kush-$20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Pre 98 Bubba Kush – $20/$40/$80/$160/$320

Sativa Marijuana
Grapefruit-$20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Blue Dreams-$20/$45/$90/$180/$325

Hybrid Marijuana
Kosher Kush -$20/$45
Wicked OG – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Classic Jane Doe -$20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Skywalker -$20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Jupiter OG -$20/$45/$90/$180/$325
HR #23 – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Firewalker – $20/$40/$80/$160/$300
Mid Valley OG -$15/$35/$70/$140
Jane Doe Shake -$7/$20/$40/$65/$120

Edible Marijuana
Hubby Bars -$10 per bar
Brownies – $5 per brownie

Concentrates
Jane Doe Water Hash – $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Jack Dream Water Hash – $13 per half gram $25 per gram
NYC Diesel Water Hash – $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Grapefruit Water Hash – $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Strom Water Hash – $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Jack Herer Water Hash – $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Super Silver Haze Water Hash – $8 per half gram $15 per gram
Green Crack Water Hash – $8 per half gram $15 per gram


We are also fully stocked on new glass, grinders, blunt wraps, and other smoking accessories. Remember that all patients must present a valid medical cannabis rec with ID in order to donate for medication. One Love!

Quarter Ounce Dispensary Member Special And Menu

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! This is a brief note to remind you about our weekly member appreciation special:

Friday Quarter Ounce Deal!

Members Pay $80 per Quarter Ounce or $160 per Half Ounce!

Full Members Only | Half Ounce Limit

Review Humboldt Relief on WeedMaps!

Naturally, you will want to know what’s sitting on our medical marijuana menu today, so here’s the full strain list in the WeedMaps format! Our WeedMaps listing could use some love, so please take a moment to write us a review if you are satisfied with our collective!

Click Here To Review HR On WeedMaps!

Reseda Marijuana Dispensary Menu

Indica
Cataract OG -$20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Platinum Bubba -$20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Pre-98 Bubba SALE! -$20/$40/$80/$160/$300
Purps -$10/$30/$60
Sweet Tooth -$7/$20
Lavender -$7/$20

Sativa
Woody OG – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Blue Dream -$15/$35/$70/$140
Juicy Fruit -$10/$30/$60

Hybrid
2.0 OG – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Wicked OG – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Queen Jane – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Skywalker – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
HR #23 – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Popeye OG – $20/$45/$90/$180/$325
Larry OG SALE! – $20/$40/$80/$160/$300
FireWalker SALE! – $20/$40/$80/$160/$300
Mid Valley OG- $15/$35/$70/$140
UK Cheese – $10/$30/$60
Jane Doe Shake- $7/$20/$40/$65/$120

Edibles
Hubby Bars Assorted Flavors – $10 per bar
Ice Cream – $5 per bowl
Blueberry Cake – $5 per cake
Chocolate Maple Cake – $5 per cake

Water Hash Concentrates
Banana OG Water Hash – $13 per half gram/$25 per gram
Jack Dream Water Hash – $13 per half gram/$25 per gram
NYC Diesel Water Hash – $13 per half gram/$25 per gram
Pineapple Water Hash – $13 per half gram/$25 per gram
Grapefruit Water Hash – $13 per half gram/$25 per gram
Strom Water Hash – $13 per half gram/$25 per gram
Super Silver Haze Water Hash – $8 per half gram/$15 per gram
Green Crack Water Hash – $8 per half gram/$15 per gram

Holiday Marijuana Dispensary Menu with Prices

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! It’s hump day, and you know what that means…

FREE JOINT WEDNESDAY!

Full Members Get a Free Joint With Every Eighth Donation Up to a Half Ounce!

Here’s our latest menu in the WeedMaps format. These prices are for our paid members, who receive an automatic $5 discount on 1/8th donations:

Reseda Marijuana Dispensary Menu

INDICA MARIJUANA

Cataract OG $20 per gram $45 per 1/8th
Platinum Bubba Kush $20 per gram $45 per 1/8th
Pre-98 Bubba $20 per gram $40 per 1/8th (SALE!)
Purps $10 per gram $30 per 1/8th
Sweet Tooth $7 per gram $20 per 1/8th
Lavender $7 per gram $20 per 1/8th

SATIVA MARIJUANA
Woody OG $20 per gram $45 per 1/8th
Blue Dream $15 per gram $35 per 1/8th
Juicy Fruit $10 per gram $30 per 1/8th

HYBRID MARIJUANA
2.0 OG $20 per gram $45 per 1/8th
Wicked OG $20 per gram $45 per 1/8th
HR #23 $20 per gram $45 per 1/8th
Popeye OG $20 per gram $45 per 1/8th
Larry OG $20 per gram $40 per 1/8th (SALE!)
FireWalker $20 per gram $40 per 1/8th (SALE!)
Mid-valley OG $15 per gram $35 per 1/8th
UK Cheese $10 per gram $35 per 1/8th
Jane Doe Shake $7 per gram $20 per 1/8th
Edible Marijuana
Hubby Bars Assorted Flavors $10 per bar
Ice Cream Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry $5 per bowl

Concentrates
Banana OG Water Hash $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Jack Dream Water Hash $13 per half gram $25 per gram
NYC Diesel Water Hash $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Pineapple Water Hash $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Strom Water Hash $13 per half gram $25 per gram
Jack Herer Water Hash $13 per half gram $25 per gram

Remember all patients must show valid ID along with a current medical cannabis rec in order to donate for the strains listed above. One Love!

Marijuana Menu | Free Joint Wednesday | Humboldt Relief

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! It’s FREE JOINT Wednesday here at HR—full members stop by the best Reseda dispensary to collect a free pre-rolled joint for every eighth donation up to a half ounce!

In honor of the occasion, here’s the latest marijuana menu:

Medical Cannabis Menu

Top Shelf Marijuana Member Price 20/45/90 Temporary Patient Price 20/50/100

Jane Doe OG Kush (HR Staff Pick #1)
HR #23 OG Kush (HR Staff Pick #3)
Bruizer OG Kush (HR Staff Pick #5)
Sour OG Kush ($40 MEMBERS’ SPECIAL!)
Popeye OG Kush (HR Staff Pick #4
King Kush
Diablo OG Kush (HR Staff Pick #2)
Bubbaberry

Middle Shelf Marijuana Member Price 15/40/80
Blue Dream
Sour Diesel Members’ Special $30!

Marijuana Shake Deals $20 per 1/8th or $125 per oz
Jane Doe Shake
Popeye OG Shake

You won’t find a better deal than Jane Doe with a side of free joints anywhere in the San Fernando Valley. Please remember that all patients must present a cannabis rec and ID at every visit. One Love!

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Marijuana Dispensary Menu 10/3/12 | Humboldt Relief

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We know it’s been a while since we posted a full HR menu. So here’s the latest full strain list:

Medical Marijuana Menu

Top Shelf Marijuana (NOT HOUSE STRAINS) Member Price $50 per 1/8th Temporary Member Price $55 per 1/8th

Apothecary Kush (HR Staff Pick #1)
Corleone Kush (HR Staff Pick #4)
Medicine Man
Widow Skunk

Top Shelf House Marijuana Strains Member Pirce $45 per 1/8th Temporary Member Price $50 per 1/8th

Larry OG (HR Staff Pick #6)
Skywalker (HR Staff Pick #3)
Bruizer OG (HR Staff Pick #5)
Kryptonite OG
Super Silver Haze
Blue Dream
Jupiter OG (HR Staff Pick #2)
Bubbaberry
Blackwater

Middle Shelf Marijuana Member Price $40 per 1/8th Temporary Member Price $45 per 1/8th

Sour Diesel
DeathStar OG

Marijuana Shake Deals $20 per 1/8th $125 per ounce

Jane Doe Shake
Popeye Shake

Marijuana Edibles

Hubby Bars Assorted Flavors $10 per bar
Marijuana Ice Cream (Chocolate, Vanilla, and Strawberry $10 per bowl

Now you know what’s in store for you at our dispensary in Reseda. Remember that all members and temporary patients must show their cannabis recommendations and proper ID. One Love!

Apothecary Kush | Marijuana Dispensary Menu | Humboldt Relief

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! This is just a brief note to let you know about a special addition to Monday’s medical marijuana menu. We got more of that mysterious new strain:

Apothecary Kush Member Price $55 per 1/8th; Temporary Member Price $60 per 1/8th

As you can see, this medication is not one of our house strains. We have plenty of lower priced options for our budget conscious patients, including popcorn nugs and shake. Remember, everyone must bring a rec and ID with them in order to access our San Fernando Valley collective. One Love!

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