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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: King George

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Yesterday we showcased our killer Sativa Grapefruit strain. Today we’d like to discuss something from the opposite end of the medical marijuana spectrum, King George:

 

King George is a heavy hitting top shelf Indica otherwise known as King Kush; it’s grown by the same experts who provide our famous Jane Doe. The name King Kush may be a bit misleading because the strain’s actually a Bubba. Those of you who like the relaxed, faded feeling of Bubba strains will love King George. As always, please bring your recommendation as well as ID with you to our Reseda collective when you come pick up the King. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: King Arthur

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Those of you suffering from stress-related anxiety should donate for our top shelf King Arthur medical marijuana strain:

 

King Arthur is actually just another name for King Kush; we use the alternate title to signify a different grower. This Indica dominant medication soothes pain and may induce drowsiness, especially when smoked in larger quantities. Proceed with caution when medicating during the day time.

As always, we ask that you take your recommendation as well as identification with you to our Reseda collective. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Our menu top shelf medical marijuana menu just got crazier. We’ve got fresh batches of some of your favorite strains: King Kush, Maximus OG, and the Riddler OG! Head out to Reseda because none of these medications will last very long. One Love!

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Top 10 Medical Marijuana Strains

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all know that we’re one of the best medical marijuana dispensaries in Reseda, CA. We thought it would be fun to make a list of all most popular cannabis strains. Most of these varieties sit on our top shelf, though not for very long. Did we forget your all-time favorite? Let us know and we’ll be sure to post your suggestions!

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! This is a list of strains we carry regularly, but it does NOT reflect what’s on our shelves at this time. The following information is intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

 

#1- Brutus OG: No discussion of Humboldt Relief would be complete without the big guy. Patients drive from as far south as San Diego and as far north as Fresno just to get their hands on this insane Indica dominant OG. Brutus often leaves on the same day as he arrives due to the incredible, even feverish, patient demand. This strain is famous for massive, firm, and frosty nugs. If you haven’t sampled Brutus OG yet, check this site daily for frequent menu updates.

#2- Jane Doe: Lady Jane and her organic counterpart Queen Jane always create a big patient sensation upon entrance. Many male patients have developed a nearly romantic attachment to Jane, and personify her as an actual woman. Be careful because Jane’s a real heartbreaker. She’s gone almost as quickly as the Brutus. Jane Doe is an OG strain with almost magical healing powers. She’s a fairly balanced hybrid strain; some feel she’s Sativa dominant whereas others claim she’s Indica dominant. Her actual composition typically varies by batch, but she never disappoints her adoring fans.

#3- King Kush: One of our more photogenic offerings, King Kush is always covered in trichomes. Its stunning appearance signifies the strong pain relieving elements of this Indica dominant medication. Known as the “working man’s Indica,” King Kush contains just a hint of Sativa to counteract drowsiness. The key to medicating with this strain is moderate consumption. Avoid overmedicating by administering small doses. This is the way to get the maximum medical benefits. Smoking too much produces sedation, which acts as a treatment for insomnia or other sleep disorders. The name itself may be a bit misleading; according to persistent rumors, King Kush stems from the Bubba family. Others insist that the genetics represent a combination of OG Kush x Grape Ape. Whatever the origins, we’re proud to offer this superior strain.

#4- Morning Wood: HR patients expect relatively rare menu items such as Morning Wood. A true connoisseur’s strain, you won’t find Morning Wood anywhere else in Reseda. This cross between OG Kush and the famed Woody Harrelson marijuana strain yields bulky, super dense nugs. This is another mysterious entity as lots of patients feel stronger Sativa effects whereas others attest to higher Indica propensities. But everyone agrees that the bittersweet citrus flavor is too good to pass up.

#5- Grapefruit: Speaking of fruity tastes, Grapefruit keeps the Sativa lovers satisfied again and again. Even patients who normally gravitate towards heavy Indicas can appreciate this cerebral experience. The long, slender buds often seem as though they’re coated in a layer of pure crystals. Grapefruit isn’t a traditional planetary strain, but many patients describe medicating with it as an interstellar almost hallucinogenic high. Sativas are known for raciness, yet the Grapefruit doesn’t induce unpleasant jitters in the majority of people. Grapefruit successfully combats fatigue while heightening creativity. Although very helpful for patients with depression, the spacey sensations might exacerbate pre-existing anxiety. Medicate with caution, unless you’re prepared for an intergalactic journey.

#6 – Diablo OG: Not to be confused with another important menu selection, 1st Gen Diablo, this OG stands out for several reasons. HR Diablo usually leans towards the Indica side of the spectrum, although there’s enough Sativa to maintain functionality. A real slow burner, patients discover that Diablo requires more hits to finish off a bowl. The longevity makes proper storage an absolute necessity. We recommend glass jars or curing jars for storage as these products maintain freshness better than plastic containers. Diablo OG is an Indica dominant hybrid without the couch lock. As such, Diablo is suitable for medicating during the day or night.

#7- Riddler OG: This medication explains our reputation as a home of sensational OG cannabis concoctions. The Riddler’s precise genetics remain unknown, but he’s been a hit since his first visit to Humboldt Relief. Most batches exhibit Indica dominant traits, although the nug structure indicates a Sativa presence. The Riddler’s classic OG flavor is reminiscent of Jane Doe. Patients use this strain for pain relief and mental health conditions such as generalized anxiety disorder.

#8- Dieselberry: Many medical marijuana strains come from disputed genetic origins; Dieselberry is no different. Aficionados claim this Sativa dominant hybrid stems from a cross between DJ Short’s Blueberry x Sour Diesel whereas a few sources assert it’s the result of Sour Diesel x Strawberry Cough. The former seems a bit more credible than the later given the taste. Whatever its lineage, this strain consists of bulky nugs with trademark Sativa crowns. Dieselberry is a fine OG alternative that often delights patients during the winter and spring months.

#9- Larry OG: This heavy hitting Indica dominant strain comes to HR from the fine folks at the Cali Connection Seed Company. Larry OG is the result of a cross between an SFV OG Kush male and a female Larry clone. This strain is suitable for nighttime medicating as it may cause sleepiness. Patients report feelings of relaxation concentrated in the body, which makes Larry an excellent choice for those with chronic pain. Larry also induces the famous couch lock at times and stimulates the appetite.

#10- Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder: This hybrid OG medication is a B Real strain straight from the one and only Dr. Greenthumb’s garden. Cypress Hill fans flock to HR to catch of a glimpse of the Man himself, and pick up his top shelf contributions to the collective. Patients rest assured that anything from B Real must be of the hightest quality. The man they call the “weed hunter” has yet to disappoint.

Honorable Mention- HR #23: This signature house strain deserves recognition for always putting a smile on our patients’ faces. HR #23 usually displays characteristics of a Sativa dominant hybrid with extra fluffy nugs. The strain gets its name from its accidental inception. One day the crew discovered random seeds laying around in the grow room. They planted the seeds in the dirt not knowing what would happen. The sole surviving seed turned out to be a big hit with our patients! It’s been a Humboldt Relief menu staple ever since.

There you have it, folks! The best of the best from the HR family in Reseda. Watch as our menu continues to grow! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu 9/10/11

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Here’s the new and current medical marijuana menu at HR:

 

Top Shelf Medication 20/50/95

Dr. Green Thumb Red Ryer
Grapefruit (HR Staff Pick # 4)ALMOST GONE
King Kush (HR Staff Pick #2)
Pre 91 Bubba
Diablo OG (HR Staff Pick #1)
HR23
Firewalker
Maximus (HR Staff Pick #3)
Riddler OG (HR Staff Pick #5)
SFV OG

Mid-level Medication 15/45/85

818 OG
Bubba
Silvercap

Mid-mid level Medication 15/40/75

Cotton Candy Kush (5 Grams For $50 SPECIAL)
Church

Budget Medication 10/35/65

Pre 98 Bubba

Super Value Medication 10/30/55

Pineapple

There you have it folks! We’ll see you all in Reseda tomorrow. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: King Kush

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We hope you all enjoyed the holiday weekend! Alas, it’s time to return to the daily grind. Your friendly neighborhood medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda, CA has just the thing to ease you back into the work week. King Kush is known as the working man’s Indica, and we just happen to have an excellent batch sitting on our top shelf:

 

Our regular hours resume today, so we know we’ll see you soon. Our King Kush is frosty enough to appear on WeedPornDaily! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We hope you all enjoyed today’s hump day sale! Those of you who stopped in later in the day already know that we received two more awesome medical marijuana strains. That’s right—there will be King Kush and Riddler OG waiting for you at HR tomorrow! Get ready for the weekend a little bit early because these two batches won’t last very long. Head out to the best dispensary in Reseda, CA as soon as you can. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all enjoyed the Brutus and King Kush medical marijuana strains last week. You’ll be glad to know that we got some more of these top shelf favorites in today! That’s right—-there will be more King Kush and Brutus waiting for you at HR tomorrow! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: King Kush

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! If you’re looking for a quality top shelf Indica medical marijuana strain, the you’d better hurry in because this batch of King Kush won’t last much longer:

 

 

When used in small doses, this medication alleviates pain without overpowering drowsiness. When administered in larger amounts, King Kush produces the sedation necessary for insomnia relief. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! The Indica lovers among you may have felt left out recently, so this one’s for you! Yes, we’ve got your King Kush and your Brutus waiting for you on our top shelf. The isn’t very much Brutus; stop by HR tomorrow to grab some before it’s gone! One Love!

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