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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Queen Jane

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We’re proud to offer an excellent organic batch of Queen Jane. This is a very special addition to our top shelf medical marijuana menu:

 

 

You’ll definitely want to spend your weekend with Queen Jane. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Jane Doe

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You might remember that we’re currently running a quarter special on several popular top shelf medical marijuana strains. For a limited time, you can pick up a 1/4 of our regular Jane Doe for only $90:

 

Please note that this strain is NOT the same as the Queen Jane; this is a regular batch of Jane Doe. It’s not quite as memorable as its royal counterparts, but it’s still an excellent value for the donation price. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Queen Jane

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! That absolutely gorgeous batch of Jane we were curing is finally ready for your medicinal enjoyment:

 

 

Now you know why we’re calling her Queen Jane. She’s reigning supreme on our medical marijuana top shelf, and there’s no way she’s going to last. We think you know what to do. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all remember the baby Jane Doe pictures from last week. Well, Miss Jane finished curing, and took her rightful place on our top shelf. But this is no ordinary batch. This particular Jane is so insane, we’re calling it Queen Jane! You do not want to miss this exquisite medical marijuana strain. Pics of her majesty coming tomorrow! One Love!

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Insane Menu 7/21/11

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Here’s the latest medical marijuana menu from HR, your friendly neighborhood collective. There’s something for everyone on here, so stop by and grab your weekend meds.

Top Shelf Medication 20/50/95

Grapefruit
Wicked OG
Querkle-1 Gram Limit
And 1
Diablo OG (HR Staff Pick #4)
Dr. Green Thumb Red Ribbon
King Kush (HR Staff Pick #3)
GWalker (HR Staff Pick #2)
HR23
Deathstar OG
Brutus (HR Staff Pick #1)
Silverpearl
Riddler OG
Jane Doe (HR Staff Pick #5)

Mid-Level Medication 15/45/85

Purple Bubba
Sour Diesel
Blackberry Kush
Silvercap
True OG
Bubba

Mid-mid-Level Medication 15/40/75

Cotton Candy Kush (5 Grams For $50 SPECIAL)
Church

Budget Medication 10/35/65

Pre 98 Bubba

Super Value Medication 10/30/55

Pineapple

There you have it folks! Please note the 1 gram limit on the Querkle strain.  This is a new addition to our menu, so you may not be familiar with its effects. Querkle is an Indica dominant hybrid. For more information, please read the marijuana strain library. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Forecast

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Anyone who’s visited HR recently likely noticed the baby Jane Doe hanging in the corner. She’s still curing for you; we expect she’ll be ready some time next week. Take a look at what’s coming to a top shelf medical marijuana menu near you:

 

 

We’ll let you all know as soon as this budding starlet is ready to make her debut. One Love!

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Google Plus Censorship and Medical Marijuana

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Many of you have probably heard about the new social network, Google Plus (+). It’s currently in beta mode, so users may join by invitation only. I received an invite from a friendly HR patient, and decided to check it out. Businesses are not allowed to use the service at this time, so I created a personal account as the Humboldt Relief photographer. I connected with a few patients and activists over the course of several days. In that time, I shared a few comments along with a photo of our Jane Doe strain with the caption “Let’s get lifted!”

Friday evening I returned home from HR and attempted to login to our gmail account. To my surprise, I received a notice from Google stating that there was suspicious activity on our account. The notice also stated that they would need a phone number to verify the account’s authenticity. I was a tad suspicious, but a knowledgeable friend assured me that this was routine security procedure. I reluctantly gave them my cellphone number and regained access. But when I tried to view my notifications on Google +, I saw the following:

As you can see, Google suspended my account for violating their “Community Standards“. Confused, I clicked on the link provided to review their policies. Based on the information provided, I’m forced to conclude that the Jane Doe picture ran afoul of their stipulations regarding “illegal activities” (see the highlighted text below):

While the bit about contacting law enforcement is likely an idle threat, it’s still alarming given the circumstances.  I guess that’s the real reason why they wanted my phone number. Apparently Google has chosen to ignore California state law and censor certain types of content. Consider this a friendly warning from one medical cannabis activist to another: Google Plus is watching you! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Jane Doe

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! It’s been a minute since Lady Jane Doe graced our top shelf with her presence. As you can see, she’s still looking gorgeous:

We hope you see improvement in these images. While they’re still not very high quality, they’re certainly better last week’s pictures. There isn’t much of Miss Jane left, so you’d better hurry if you want in on this medical marijuana batch. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update: Brutus and Jane Doe

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! This is a quick note to let you know that the official HR power couple are sitting on our top shelf! That’s right——Brutus and Jane Doe got back together. These two never stick around for very long, especially not during our super summer sale! Bag both of your favorite OGs for just $45 per 1/8th! Now that’s a happy Friday! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Jane Doe

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! The lady of the house needs no introduction. You all know Miss Jane Doe:

 

If you want to see Jane, you’d better hurry because she won’t be around much longer. This top shelf hybrid medical marijuana strain will kick your week off right. One Love!

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