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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Queen Jane

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Many of you are enjoying our Queen Jane Doe medical marijuana strain; this is the organic version of one of our most popular OGs:

 

Queen Jane is comparable to the Jane 23 strain in terms of quality, but there are a few noticeable differences. Queen Jane leans more towards the Indica side of the spectrum and doesn’t have as strong of a flavor. Many have remarked on the Queen’s potency as well as her exceptional smoothness. One thing’s for sure, she will not last much longer—head to HR in Reseda to visit her majesty today! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We know you guys can’t get enough of Miss Jane, so you’ll be glad to know that her majesty Queen Jane came back to HR! This is the all organic version of our famous Jane Doe strain. Stop by Reseda to get the cleanest Jane you’ll ever see. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Jane 23

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Today is the last day of our fall sale! Stop by today to get $5 off EVERYTHING on our medical marijuana menu, including this stunning Jane 23:

 

 

That’s right—if you make it to HR in Reseda before 6pm, you’ll be able to donate for an 1/8th of this amazing hybrid strain for only $45! Those looking for a larger amount of medication will be pleased to hear that top shelf 1/4ers are $90! We hope all of our members get a chance to enjoy the savings. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We know you all enjoyed the long awaited return of Jane Doe. We’re happy to report that another exquisite  batch is sitting on our top shelf right now. Since this comes to us from the same expert growers who bring us the HR #23, we’re calling this lovely lady Jane 23!  Rumor has it that Jane 23 is truly a sight to behold. See for yourself; come feast your eyes on her at your friendly neighborhood Reseda medical marijuana dispensary today! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Fire Doe

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We’ve still got some Jane Doe sitting on our top shelf, but we decided to step things up a notch by introducing an intense new cross. HR members, please welcome Fire Doe (Fire OG x Jane Doe) to our medical marijuana menu:

 

 

This is a hybrid crossed with a hybrid, and fans of both strains should check out the Fire Doe. We’ve gotten a lot of good feedback from patients and I personally vouch for this medication’s effectiveness. Hurry to Reseda before it’s all gone! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu 9/28/11

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Here’s your complete mid-week menu update:

Top Shelf Medication $50 per 1/8th

Jane Doe

Hawaiian Maui

HR #23 (1/4 oz special- $90!)

Larry OG

Bubba Church

Riddler OG

Skywalker

Blue Dream (almost gone)

Mid-level Medication $45 per 1/8th

818 OG

Sour Grapes

White Widow x Grapefruit

SFV OG

Purple Bubba

Silvercap

Riddler OG Popcorn

Mid-mid Level Medication $40 per 1/8th

Church

Cotton Candy (Special 5 grams for $50!)

Purple Bubba Popcorn

818 OG Popcorn

Budget Medication

Pre-98 Bubba

Silvercap Popcorn

Asssorted Pre-rolled Joints $5-$10; flavors include Sugar Kush, Riddler OG, SFV, Blackberry Kush, Pinapple

Edibles: Hubby Bars, Canna Butter, Cannola Oil, Ganja Glycerin, Brownies, Lazy Lemonade, Grape Galaxy, Paradise Punch (NOTE: Chronic Tonics contain 34 mgs of THC per bottle, the equivalent of 2 strong doses)

Cannabis Infused Topical Ointment

There you have it, folks! Stop by your friendly neighbor medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda to get in on this action! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Jane Doe

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You’ve been anxiously awaiting her return to our medical marijuana menu; at last, the wait is over! Yesterday we rolled out the red carpet for Miss Jane Doe:

 

 

HR members, head out to Reseda before Miss Jane rambles on…..again. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We know you were all delighted to see yesterday’s medical marijuana menu update. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any better, well, they did! At long last, another fine top shelf batch of our favorite lady Miss Jane Doe arrived at HR. Head out to Reseda as soon as possible because Jane disappears rapidly! One Love!

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Rave Review for the HR Crew!

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We appreciate all of our loyal patient members; your support makes everything worthwhile. Occasionally someone outside of our patient family decides to honor us for whatever reason. We’re not sure what we did to deserve it, but we’re humbled by the recognition we recently received from the Dispensary Index! Check out their excellent review along with beautiful photos of some of our most popular medications! Pictures include top shelf standouts, such as Brutus OG, Jane Doe, and Morning Wood. Thanks to the fine folks at the Dispensary Index as well their talented photographer Avacado! Much love from the HR crew in Reseda!

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Top 10 Medical Marijuana Strains

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all know that we’re one of the best medical marijuana dispensaries in Reseda, CA. We thought it would be fun to make a list of all most popular cannabis strains. Most of these varieties sit on our top shelf, though not for very long. Did we forget your all-time favorite? Let us know and we’ll be sure to post your suggestions!

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! This is a list of strains we carry regularly, but it does NOT reflect what’s on our shelves at this time. The following information is intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

 

#1- Brutus OG: No discussion of Humboldt Relief would be complete without the big guy. Patients drive from as far south as San Diego and as far north as Fresno just to get their hands on this insane Indica dominant OG. Brutus often leaves on the same day as he arrives due to the incredible, even feverish, patient demand. This strain is famous for massive, firm, and frosty nugs. If you haven’t sampled Brutus OG yet, check this site daily for frequent menu updates.

#2- Jane Doe: Lady Jane and her organic counterpart Queen Jane always create a big patient sensation upon entrance. Many male patients have developed a nearly romantic attachment to Jane, and personify her as an actual woman. Be careful because Jane’s a real heartbreaker. She’s gone almost as quickly as the Brutus. Jane Doe is an OG strain with almost magical healing powers. She’s a fairly balanced hybrid strain; some feel she’s Sativa dominant whereas others claim she’s Indica dominant. Her actual composition typically varies by batch, but she never disappoints her adoring fans.

#3- King Kush: One of our more photogenic offerings, King Kush is always covered in trichomes. Its stunning appearance signifies the strong pain relieving elements of this Indica dominant medication. Known as the “working man’s Indica,” King Kush contains just a hint of Sativa to counteract drowsiness. The key to medicating with this strain is moderate consumption. Avoid overmedicating by administering small doses. This is the way to get the maximum medical benefits. Smoking too much produces sedation, which acts as a treatment for insomnia or other sleep disorders. The name itself may be a bit misleading; according to persistent rumors, King Kush stems from the Bubba family. Others insist that the genetics represent a combination of OG Kush x Grape Ape. Whatever the origins, we’re proud to offer this superior strain.

#4- Morning Wood: HR patients expect relatively rare menu items such as Morning Wood. A true connoisseur’s strain, you won’t find Morning Wood anywhere else in Reseda. This cross between OG Kush and the famed Woody Harrelson marijuana strain yields bulky, super dense nugs. This is another mysterious entity as lots of patients feel stronger Sativa effects whereas others attest to higher Indica propensities. But everyone agrees that the bittersweet citrus flavor is too good to pass up.

#5- Grapefruit: Speaking of fruity tastes, Grapefruit keeps the Sativa lovers satisfied again and again. Even patients who normally gravitate towards heavy Indicas can appreciate this cerebral experience. The long, slender buds often seem as though they’re coated in a layer of pure crystals. Grapefruit isn’t a traditional planetary strain, but many patients describe medicating with it as an interstellar almost hallucinogenic high. Sativas are known for raciness, yet the Grapefruit doesn’t induce unpleasant jitters in the majority of people. Grapefruit successfully combats fatigue while heightening creativity. Although very helpful for patients with depression, the spacey sensations might exacerbate pre-existing anxiety. Medicate with caution, unless you’re prepared for an intergalactic journey.

#6 – Diablo OG: Not to be confused with another important menu selection, 1st Gen Diablo, this OG stands out for several reasons. HR Diablo usually leans towards the Indica side of the spectrum, although there’s enough Sativa to maintain functionality. A real slow burner, patients discover that Diablo requires more hits to finish off a bowl. The longevity makes proper storage an absolute necessity. We recommend glass jars or curing jars for storage as these products maintain freshness better than plastic containers. Diablo OG is an Indica dominant hybrid without the couch lock. As such, Diablo is suitable for medicating during the day or night.

#7- Riddler OG: This medication explains our reputation as a home of sensational OG cannabis concoctions. The Riddler’s precise genetics remain unknown, but he’s been a hit since his first visit to Humboldt Relief. Most batches exhibit Indica dominant traits, although the nug structure indicates a Sativa presence. The Riddler’s classic OG flavor is reminiscent of Jane Doe. Patients use this strain for pain relief and mental health conditions such as generalized anxiety disorder.

#8- Dieselberry: Many medical marijuana strains come from disputed genetic origins; Dieselberry is no different. Aficionados claim this Sativa dominant hybrid stems from a cross between DJ Short’s Blueberry x Sour Diesel whereas a few sources assert it’s the result of Sour Diesel x Strawberry Cough. The former seems a bit more credible than the later given the taste. Whatever its lineage, this strain consists of bulky nugs with trademark Sativa crowns. Dieselberry is a fine OG alternative that often delights patients during the winter and spring months.

#9- Larry OG: This heavy hitting Indica dominant strain comes to HR from the fine folks at the Cali Connection Seed Company. Larry OG is the result of a cross between an SFV OG Kush male and a female Larry clone. This strain is suitable for nighttime medicating as it may cause sleepiness. Patients report feelings of relaxation concentrated in the body, which makes Larry an excellent choice for those with chronic pain. Larry also induces the famous couch lock at times and stimulates the appetite.

#10- Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder: This hybrid OG medication is a B Real strain straight from the one and only Dr. Greenthumb’s garden. Cypress Hill fans flock to HR to catch of a glimpse of the Man himself, and pick up his top shelf contributions to the collective. Patients rest assured that anything from B Real must be of the hightest quality. The man they call the “weed hunter” has yet to disappoint.

Honorable Mention- HR #23: This signature house strain deserves recognition for always putting a smile on our patients’ faces. HR #23 usually displays characteristics of a Sativa dominant hybrid with extra fluffy nugs. The strain gets its name from its accidental inception. One day the crew discovered random seeds laying around in the grow room. They planted the seeds in the dirt not knowing what would happen. The sole surviving seed turned out to be a big hit with our patients! It’s been a Humboldt Relief menu staple ever since.

There you have it, folks! The best of the best from the HR family in Reseda. Watch as our menu continues to grow! One Love!

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