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Brutalizer Marijuana Pictures 4/5/12

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Are you ready for the Brutalizer strain?


Get Brutalized at HR!


Knock Out Indica Dominant OG


Brutalizer Close Up


Covered in Crystals


Remember, this super stoney strain isn’t sitting on the top shelf–-you must request Brutalizer by name! He’s chilling with Uncle Z in the basement dungeon, so you need to yell “BRUTALIZE ME!!!!” to get his attention. And don’t forget to bring your marijuana card as well as your ID to get in on this action. One Love!

Larry OG Marijuana Pictures on Free Joint Wednesday 4/4/12

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means—-FREE JOINTS for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 oz! How many complementary jays will you get when you donate for this top shelf Larry OG?


Indica Dominant Hybrid


Cali Connection Dank


Cousin Larry is perfect for patients who enjoy the Popeye and Brutus because it’s a powerful Indica dominant strain. Check him out while you’re waiting for the crew to bring the Brutalizer up from Uncle Z’s basement dungeon! Z started hoarding the Larry last week, but we were able to steal it back by distracting him with the new Brutalizer yesterday. Please remember that you must carry your cannabis card and ID with you every time you visit our Reseda dispensary. One Love!

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Brutalizer at HR in Reseda 4/3/12

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Today’s medical marijuana menu needs a quick update because a batch of Brutalizer arrived this afternoon! He’s feeling shy, so he’s NOT sitting on the top shelf. You must ask for him by name!

Newer patients might not know this strain as it hasn’t been around for a long time. Brutalizer is an Indica dominant OG Kush variety. Think of the Brutalizer as Brutus’ twin brother. We know you’re all planning to visit HR tomorrow for some Brutalizer on free jay Wednesday, but don’t forget to bring your rec and ID along for the ride. One Love!

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Marijuana Menu 4/3/12 | HR Reseda

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We realize that you all depend on our online menu, so we’re trying to update it more frequently. PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE DATE WHEN YOU READ THESE POSTS AND CALL US TO RESERVE YOUR FAVORITE STRAINS!

Top Shelf Marijuana Member Price $45 per 1/8th Temporary Member Price $50 per 1/8th

Skywalker (NEW!)
Jane Doe
Sour Diesel
Plain Jane (SPEICAL $40 per 1/8th)
PK Purple King
King George (SPECIAL $40 per 1/8th)
Riddler OG (SPECIAL $40 per 1/8th)
Banana OG
Mandarin Dreams
Larry OG

Marijuana Popcorn Member Price $40 Temporary Member Price $45
Wicked OG
Banana OG
Purple King
Bubba OG
Larry OG
Queen Jane
Jane Doe

Super Value Marijuana $20 per 1/8th
Sweet Tooth
Magic Beans

Marijuana Shake Deals $20 per 1/8th
Jane Doe

Super Value Marijuana Joints 2 for $5
Magic Beans

Budget Marijuana Joints $5 per
Lavender, Sweet Tooth

Premium Marijuana Joints $10
Purple King
Queen Jane
Bubba OG
Pineapple OG

Marijuana Edibles
Hubby Bars (made with genuine Hubby Oil!) $10 per bar
Marshmellow Squares

There you have it folks, a complete menu from the best Reseda dispensary! Please remember to bring your cannabis card and ID with you when you visit our co-op. One Love!

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Banana OG Strain Pictures 4/2/12

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We thought we’d start the week off with a Banana OG Kush review:


Sativa Dominant Hybrid


Banana OG Kush Close Up


As the first caption states, Banana OG Kush is a Sativa dominant hybrid. This particular batch smells exactly like its namesake, which indicates a strong flavor. Ideal for day time consumption, the Banana provides a burst of energy without the raciness associated with pure Sativa strains. Since the effects are primarily in the head, Banana may trigger anxiety in some patients. Banana Kush is an excellent top shelf alternative to the spacier Grapefruit as its a bit more functional. Stop by HR for a bunch today, but don’t forget your cannabis rec and ID. One Love!

Reseda Marijuana Menu Video 3/31/12


Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We’ve noticed a lot of prospective members visiting our Reseda dispensary.    For those of you interested in joining our collective, we made a marijuana menu video highlighting some of our most popular strains. Check out the HR top shelf tour:


Since we’re the official B Real dispensary, we chose the Cypress Hill classic, “Hits from the Bong” as mood music. The tour kicks off with Popeye OG, the house favorite Indica dominant OG we entered in the Medical Cannabis Cup. The next medication needs no introduction. Brutus OG is a local legend among Los Angeles cannabis enthusiasts. Lady Jane Doe may be equally as famous as her boyfriend Brutus. This mysterious OG Kush casts a spell on everyone who smokes her, leaving them begging for more!

The show wouldn’t be complete without Popeye’s girl, Olive Oyl! A newer addition to the HR family, she’s a super stoney cross between Purple Mr. Nice Guy and Jupiter OG. Of course, the devilishly delicious Diablo OG makes an appearance. This ultra smooth Indica dominant OG induces intense relaxation. Speaking of Indicas, Purple King aka PK provides pain relief while easing insomnia.

For a taste of something completely different, we recommend Grapefruit. Sativa strains aren’t for everyone, and those with anxiety issues should medicate with caution. That said, you won’t find anything sweeter or more potent than our signature Grapefruit. Last but not least, Mandarin Dreams features an excellent flavor similar to that of Grapefruit. The Mandarin contains purple streaks, which means it’s a relatively mellow experience.

We hope you enjoyed this sneak peak of what’s in store for you at the best Reseda dispensary! Please note that the video doesn’t necessarily reflect our current inventory. The images represent a collection of medications we usually carry on a regular basis. If you have any questions about our collective, feel free to contact us by phone (818) 300-0020 or email humboldtrelief215@gmail.com! You’re welcome to visit our store in person as long as you bring your current marijuana rec along with proper identification. One Love!


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Hubby Bars Authenticity Issues

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Normally I’d post some tasty nug porn to get your motors running, but today I’m going to address the ongoing issue of counterfeit Hubby’s Edibles. First off, you should all know that Humboldt Relief provides genuine Hubby’s Chocolate Bars exclusively; we do NOT sell the phonies (aka Fubby’s). Our Hubby Bars are 100% authentic. For verification purposes, please see the official list of approved collectives on the Hubby’s Edibles website.

Beware of Fake Hubby Bar Websites!

We know there’s a great deal of confusion surrounding Hubby Bars, primarily because of this fake Hubby’s Edibles website. We’re not sure who’s behind that domain, but he/she does not represent Hubby’s. If you look closely at the background image on their homepage, you’ll see that a few of the chocolate bars say “Smack Bars.” Hubby’s have never used this name, although an unaffiliated vendor manufactured edibles called Smack Bars at one point. We’re not making any accusations—we’re simply stating the facts. That homepage also says that real Hubby Bars contain “Hash Oil” as an ingredient; this is no longer accurate. In an effort to differentiate the actual product from the imitations, the makers of Hubby Bars recently changed their label to read “Hubby Oil.” The bars at HR reflect this modification. Please be aware that some patients allegedly became ill after consuming the counterfeit Hubby’s Chocolates. For your own safety, always inspect the label when donating for a Hubby Bar at any medical marijuana dispensary. Here’s what genuine Hubby’s Chocolate Bars look like:

Hubbys Edibles Chocolate Bars

Made with HUBBY OIL

We hope this clears up the matter once and for all. If you have questions, feel free to contact us or talk to the Hubby’s folks directly by emailing Hubbybars@ymail.com. Stay safe—One Love!

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Marijuana Menu Updates and Specials 3/29/12

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! You saw our medical marijuana menu this morning, but a few new strains stopped by as the day progressed. Please welcome back his majesty King Kush and your boy Popeye OG Kush! 

That’s not all—-we’re also running a new special on a few top shelf strains! Come get some Plain Jane,, Riddler OG, and King George for only $40 per 1/8th while supplies last! Now we know you’ll all enjoy the weekend. One Love!

Reseda Dispensary Medical Marijuana Menu 3/29/12

We’re sorry, but this menu no longer reflects our current inventory. We’ve removed it to avoid patient confusion. We do our best to keep an accurate website , but there are a few things you can do to ensure that you get your preferred medication. First off, please pay attention to the post dates on this site! Our most popular strains tend to sell out very quickly, sometimes within 24 hours. So when you see a post about Brutus that’s 4 days old, we might not have the item anymore.

There’s only one way to know exactly what we have without driving to the collective—call us at (818)300-0020 between 10am-8pm Monday through Friday and 12pm-6pm on Saturday. We will be happy to provide menu information and we’ll even reserve medication upon request. If you can’t live without a specific strain, we recommend placing a reservation every time. That way you’ll never miss out!

We apologize for any inconvenience the menu may have caused.  One Love!

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Mandarin Dreams Strain Pictures 3/28/12

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Please welcome Mandarin Dreams back to the top shelf of our Reseda medical marijuana menu:


Mandarin Dreams Bulky Nug


Frosty Cannabis Strain


Trichomes for days!


Purple Undertones


Mandarin Dreams represents a welcome change of pace from our usual line up. This strain comes to us from the same patient growers responsible for the Brutus, Dieselberry, and King Kush, so you needn’t question its potency. Beyond the gorgeous purple streaks, Mandarin Dreams offers an incredible citrus flavor! Come savor this bittersweet treat, and be sure to bring your cannabis card as well as ID to our Reseda co-op. One Love!