Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! A new batch of Popeye OG will be sitting on the top shelf of our medical marijuana menu today or tomorrow. This batch will be a little bit different because our master cultivator decided to modify the¬†recipe. The latest Popeye crop has the same taste you crave with longer lasting effects. After you sample this OG Kush strain, please let us know whether you prefer the old formula or the experimental version of this Reseda marijuana classic. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Many of our loyal patients have been asking for more Hubby’s Chocolate Bars. Your wish is our command—we’re fully stocked with the complete line of Hubby’s edibles. We also thought you’d like to know that another fine batch of Larry OG is waiting for you at the best Reseda dispensary. You’ve still got 2 hours to collect a FREE JOINT for every 1/8th donation; we’ll see you all soon! Please remember to grab your marijuana card and ID before you head out the door. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We figured you would all enjoy a weekend marijuana menu, so here’s a breakdown of what you’ll find at the best Reseda dispensary:
Top Shelf Marijuana: Member Price $45 per 1/8th Temporary Member Price $50 per 1/8th
Marijuana Specials $40 per 1/8th
Marijuana Popcorn $40 per 1/8th
Budget Marijuana $20 per 1/8th
Marijuana Shake $20 per 1/8th
Now you know where to stock up on OG Kush today. One Love!
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Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Here’s the most anticipated marijuana menu of the year—the 420 holiday lineup! Today only, loyal members pay just $40 per 1/8th for top shelf and temporary members pay $45! Of course, we’re always giving out amazing goodie bags, free munchies, and raffling off an Omicron Personal Vaporizer, Cypress Hill Phuncky Feel Tips, and a premium glass bong. Without further ado, here’s a sneak preview of what’s waiting for your at the best Reseda dispensary:
Top Shelf Marijuana Member Price: 20/40/80 Temporary Member Price: 20/45/90
Skywalker (HR Staff Pick #6)
Queen Jane (HR Staff Pick #2)
King Kush (HR Staff Pick #4)
Brutilizer (HR Staff Pick #1)
Popeye (HR Staff Pick #3)
Grapefruit (HR Staff Pick #5)
Riddler OG:SPECIAL 35 eighth
Plain Jane:SPECIAL 35 eighth
OG:SPECIAL 35 eighth
King George:SPECIAL 35 eighth
Banana OG:SPECIAL 35 eighth
That’s not all we’ve got cooked up for you guys, but we can’t reveal any more secrets! See you at HR, and don’t forget your marijuana card as well as ID. One Love!
Oh, and one more thing…..HAPPY 420, everyone!!!!!!!!!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We trust you’re all gearing up for our big 4/20 celebration next Friday. Here’s a little Queen Jane (Organic Jane Doe OG Kush) from the top shelf of our medical marijuana menu to tide you over until then:
Our lady of mystery is available while supplies last! As you know, the Queen Jane exhibits stronger Indica qualities than regular Jane Doe. Patients who enjoy the Brutus and Popeye will enjoy her medicinal benefits. The Queen may help ease symptoms of anxiety without causing heavy sedation. Remember to bring your marijuana recommendation and ID with you to our Reseda dispensary. And don’t forget to visit us on 4/20—you won’t be disappointed! One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Believe it or not, we still have some of the Mandarin Dreams marijuana strain sitting on our top shelf! There’s not very much of this exotic cannabis left for obvious reasons:
This hybrid contains beautiful purple streaks, which enhance its medicinal qualities. Those concerned with flavor will appreciate the Mandarin’s superior taste. The bulky nug structure should look¬†familiar to loyal HR patients because it’s a trademark of the Brutus grow team. Hurry to the best Reseda dispensary to live the dream, but don’t forget your marijuana card and ID. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! It’s FREE JAY WEDNESDAY, which means you get a complementary joint for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 oz! The Grapefruit strain pictures you see below come from a special guest photographer. Introducing HR patient TrojanFan’s Grapefruit photos:
Please thank Trojan Fan for sharing his fine work with us! Remember, HR patients are always welcome to showcase their marijuana related content on this site. We welcome reviews, photos, articles, anything that fellow patients would appreciate. Send your submissions to email@example.com. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Skywalker OG is always a patient favorite. With all the exciting additions to our medical marijuana menu, this classic strain got overshadowed. We still have a little bit of this Skywalker left for your medicating pleasure:
As you can see, this particular batch contains dark purple streaks. There’s not very much of this medication left, so please call for availability to avoid disappointment! ¬†Also, don’t forget to bring your cannabis recommendation along with your ID to our Reseda dispensary. One Love!
PLEASE NOTE: WE RECEIVED A VERY LIMITED QUANTITY OF OGIESEL YESTERDAY! CALL FOR¬†AVAILABILITY!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Yesterday we received a small amount of a new strain called OGiesel (OG Kush x Sour Diesel). This is a Cali Connection strain grown by the same master growers responsible for the Brutus, King Kush, and Mandarin Dreams!
As the heading states, we know this will run out shortly. If you’re only interested in donating for the OGiesel, CALL US TO MAKE SURE IT’S STILL IN STOCK! We are posting pictures of this medication to try and gauge patient interest. Those of you who try this strain, let us know what you think! We’d also like to hear whether or not OGiesel sounds like something that would meet your medical needs. Don’t be shy—give us some feedback! Humboldt Relief is a true collective, which means we use your input to determine what we put on our shelves. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We’ve got a very special batch of our house strain Popeye at HR right now, but he’s not sitting on our top shelf. Uncle Z stole the nugs, so you have to specifically ask for Popeye to take him home:
We’ve gotten quite a few batches of Popeye OG Kush, but this is by far the most potent. It smells like cologne and the effects are¬†instantaneous. Medicate with caution as this exemplifies the legendary “one hitter quitter” moniker. ¬†Stop by the best Reseda dispensary for your weekend medication, but don’t forget your marijuana card and ID. One Love!