Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! It’s FREE JAY WEDNESDAY at HR, which means all full members receive a free joint for every eighth donation up to a half ounce! These complementary marijuana joints are a token of patient appreciation on behalf of the staff at our pre-ICO dispensary in Reseda. Remember that this and other deals do not apply to temporary patients. Everyone must present a cannabis card along with ID to access our co-op. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! In case you forgot about today’s special, we’d like to remind you about:
All of our full members receive a free joint for every eighth donation up to a half ounce today and every Wednesday! Free Jay Wednesday is our way of saying, “Thank You for Medicating With Us!” Stop by for your complementary medication, and don’t forget your cannabis card and ID. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We hope everyone’s having a good week; if not, we’ve got just the thing to turn that frown upside down—Free Joints! That’s right, full HR members get a free top shelf joint for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 ounce today. And don’t worry about getting sub par medication that won’t work for you because we let you pick from an assortment of quality pre-rolls. You may be tempted to stick with a strain that you’re already familiar with, but we suggest you take the opportunity to try something you wouldn’t normally donate for. Our friendly staff will be happy to help you select a new flavor or two. One Love!
Free Slurpee on Free Joint Wednesday!
Humboldt Relief loves 7-Eleven. Without these gems on every corner, our staff would surely starve. Please join us in celebrating 7-Eleven’s birthday with a FREE SLURPEE! These delicious drinks couldn’t come at a better time because today happens to be FREE JOINT WEDNESDAY at HR. Today, full members get a complementary top shelf joint for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 ounce! Grab your meds, and then cool off with an icy beverage. Just so you know, there are two 7-Eleven stores within a mile of our Reseda marijuana clinic. There’s one on the corner of Reseda Blvd./Vanowen St., and another on Reseda Blvd./Victory. One Love!
Humboldt Relief would like to remind our loyal patients of our weekly hump day special. Full HR members receive a free top shelf marijuana joint for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 oz today and every Wednesday here at the best 818 dispensary. Remember, patients on the trial membership may not join in the festivities. We hope you all get a chance to take advantage of this deal. Those free jays are our way of saying, “Thank you for medicating with us!” One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! In case you forgot about FREE JAY WEDNESDAY, we’re here to remind you that the HR hump day special is still in effect. And we received a brand new batch of Deathstar OG in honor of the occasion. That means full members of our Reseda dispensary get a complementary top shelf joint for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 oz! So come by for some Deathstar, Wicked, Grapefruit, or Jane, but don’t forget your cannabis card as well as your ID. One Love!
Free Joints anyone? That’s right, Humboldt Relief knows our members need a little help getting over the hump. We think a free jay for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 oz today is just what the doctor ordered! Remember, these spliffs are filled with top shelf medical marijuana strains, not budget shake. But you must be a full HR member to get in on this deal! Stop by the best Reseda dispensary to share the 420 love, and don’t forget your cannabis rec or ID. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! It’s Wednesday, and you know what that means—-FREE JOINTS for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 oz! How many complementary jays will you get when you donate for this top shelf Larry OG?
Cousin Larry is perfect for patients who enjoy the Popeye and Brutus because it’s a powerful Indica dominant strain. Check him out while you’re waiting for the crew to bring the Brutalizer up from Uncle Z’s basement dungeon! Z started hoarding the Larry last week, but we were able to steal it back by distracting him with the new Brutalizer yesterday. Please remember that you must carry your cannabis card and ID with you every time you visit our Reseda dispensary. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Today happens to be FREE JOINT Wednesday! All paid members receive a complementary joints with every 1/8th donation of up to a 1/2 oz! Now that we have your attention, let’s discuss our medical marijuana menu. Those of you searching for a strong Sativa strain should check out our Sour Diesel! It’s grown by the same people who provide our famous Grapefruit, which means this medication deserves a top shelf spot at the best Reseda dispensary:
Sour Diesel provides relief for symptoms associated with depression and lethargy. The effects may be a bit too racy for those with anxiety disorders, so please medicate with caution. Don’t forget to bring your cannabis card and ID with you to HR every time you visit. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Today happens to be FREE JOINT Wednesday, which means all paid HR members receive a complementary jay for every 1/8th donation up to a 1/2 oz! When it’s time to select something from our Reseda medical marijuana menu, follow Uncle Z’s suggestion and donate for this top shelf Diablo OG Kush:
While you’re checking out this Diablo, take a look at the new Sour Diesel and Olive Oil (Purple Mr. Nice Guy x Jupiter OG)! Just make sure you have your marijuana card and ID with you when you visit HR caregivers. One Love!