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Top 10 Medical Marijuana Strains

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all know that we’re one of the best medical marijuana dispensaries in Reseda, CA. We thought it would be fun to make a list of all most popular cannabis strains. Most of these varieties sit on our top shelf, though not for very long. Did we forget your all-time favorite? Let us know and we’ll be sure to post your suggestions!

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! This is a list of strains we carry regularly, but it does NOT reflect what’s on our shelves at this time. The following information is intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

 

#1- Brutus OG: No discussion of Humboldt Relief would be complete without the big guy. Patients drive from as far south as San Diego and as far north as Fresno just to get their hands on this insane Indica dominant OG. Brutus often leaves on the same day as he arrives due to the incredible, even feverish, patient demand. This strain is famous for massive, firm, and frosty nugs. If you haven’t sampled Brutus OG yet, check this site daily for frequent menu updates.

#2- Jane Doe: Lady Jane and her organic counterpart Queen Jane always create a big patient sensation upon entrance. Many male patients have developed a nearly romantic attachment to Jane, and personify her as an actual woman. Be careful because Jane’s a real heartbreaker. She’s gone almost as quickly as the Brutus. Jane Doe is an OG strain with almost magical healing powers. She’s a fairly balanced hybrid strain; some feel she’s Sativa dominant whereas others claim she’s Indica dominant. Her actual composition typically varies by batch, but she never disappoints her adoring fans.

#3- King Kush: One of our more photogenic offerings, King Kush is always covered in trichomes. Its stunning appearance signifies the strong pain relieving elements of this Indica dominant medication. Known as the “working man’s Indica,” King Kush contains just a hint of Sativa to counteract drowsiness. The key to medicating with this strain is moderate consumption. Avoid overmedicating by administering small doses. This is the way to get the maximum medical benefits. Smoking too much produces sedation, which acts as a treatment for insomnia or other sleep disorders. The name itself may be a bit misleading; according to persistent rumors, King Kush stems from the Bubba family. Others insist that the genetics represent a combination of OG Kush x Grape Ape. Whatever the origins, we’re proud to offer this superior strain.

#4- Morning Wood: HR patients expect relatively rare menu items such as Morning Wood. A true connoisseur’s strain, you won’t find Morning Wood anywhere else in Reseda. This cross between OG Kush and the famed Woody Harrelson marijuana strain yields bulky, super dense nugs. This is another mysterious entity as lots of patients feel stronger Sativa effects whereas others attest to higher Indica propensities. But everyone agrees that the bittersweet citrus flavor is too good to pass up.

#5- Grapefruit: Speaking of fruity tastes, Grapefruit keeps the Sativa lovers satisfied again and again. Even patients who normally gravitate towards heavy Indicas can appreciate this cerebral experience. The long, slender buds often seem as though they’re coated in a layer of pure crystals. Grapefruit isn’t a traditional planetary strain, but many patients describe medicating with it as an interstellar almost hallucinogenic high. Sativas are known for raciness, yet the Grapefruit doesn’t induce unpleasant jitters in the majority of people. Grapefruit successfully combats fatigue while heightening creativity. Although very helpful for patients with depression, the spacey sensations might exacerbate pre-existing anxiety. Medicate with caution, unless you’re prepared for an intergalactic journey.

#6 – Diablo OG: Not to be confused with another important menu selection, 1st Gen Diablo, this OG stands out for several reasons. HR Diablo usually leans towards the Indica side of the spectrum, although there’s enough Sativa to maintain functionality. A real slow burner, patients discover that Diablo requires more hits to finish off a bowl. The longevity makes proper storage an absolute necessity. We recommend glass jars or curing jars for storage as these products maintain freshness better than plastic containers. Diablo OG is an Indica dominant hybrid without the couch lock. As such, Diablo is suitable for medicating during the day or night.

#7- Riddler OG: This medication explains our reputation as a home of sensational OG cannabis concoctions. The Riddler’s precise genetics remain unknown, but he’s been a hit since his first visit to Humboldt Relief. Most batches exhibit Indica dominant traits, although the nug structure indicates a Sativa presence. The Riddler’s classic OG flavor is reminiscent of Jane Doe. Patients use this strain for pain relief and mental health conditions such as generalized anxiety disorder.

#8- Dieselberry: Many medical marijuana strains come from disputed genetic origins; Dieselberry is no different. Aficionados claim this Sativa dominant hybrid stems from a cross between DJ Short’s Blueberry x Sour Diesel whereas a few sources assert it’s the result of Sour Diesel x Strawberry Cough. The former seems a bit more credible than the later given the taste. Whatever its lineage, this strain consists of bulky nugs with trademark Sativa crowns. Dieselberry is a fine OG alternative that often delights patients during the winter and spring months.

#9- Larry OG: This heavy hitting Indica dominant strain comes to HR from the fine folks at the Cali Connection Seed Company. Larry OG is the result of a cross between an SFV OG Kush male and a female Larry clone. This strain is suitable for nighttime medicating as it may cause sleepiness. Patients report feelings of relaxation concentrated in the body, which makes Larry an excellent choice for those with chronic pain. Larry also induces the famous couch lock at times and stimulates the appetite.

#10- Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder: This hybrid OG medication is a B Real strain straight from the one and only Dr. Greenthumb’s garden. Cypress Hill fans flock to HR to catch of a glimpse of the Man himself, and pick up his top shelf contributions to the collective. Patients rest assured that anything from B Real must be of the hightest quality. The man they call the “weed hunter” has yet to disappoint.

Honorable Mention- HR #23: This signature house strain deserves recognition for always putting a smile on our patients’ faces. HR #23 usually displays characteristics of a Sativa dominant hybrid with extra fluffy nugs. The strain gets its name from its accidental inception. One day the crew discovered random seeds laying around in the grow room. They planted the seeds in the dirt not knowing what would happen. The sole surviving seed turned out to be a big hit with our patients! It’s been a Humboldt Relief menu staple ever since.

There you have it, folks! The best of the best from the HR family in Reseda. Watch as our menu continues to grow! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We know that times are still tough, so we’re doing our best to provide you with high quality medical marijuana strains at affordable donation prices. Right now, we’re offering our top shelf Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder for only $90 per 1/4 oz:

 

 

This is one of our B Real strains and you won’t find a better deal at any other dispensary in Reseda, CA. Happy Monday, everyone. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Start the week off right with Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder:

 

 

This is another popular B Real strain that sits on the top shelf of our medical marijuana menu. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu 6/2/11

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Here’s the current medical marijuana menu, just in time for the weekend!

 

Top Shelf Medication 20/50/95

Sour Diesel
Grapefruit (HR Staff Pick #4)
Trainwreck
Dr. Green Thumb Red Ryder (HR Staff Pick #3)
Jane Doe (HR Staff Pick #2)
Purple Bubba
HR 23 (HR Staff Pick #1)
Blackberry Kush
True OG

Mandarin Dream
Thor OG (HR Staff Pick #5)

Mid-Level Medication 15/45/85

Silvercap
818 OG
OG Kush
Bubba
HR Diablo
Hollywood OG
HR OG
Tahoe OG

Budget Medication 15/40/75

Cotton Candy Kush (5 Grams For $50 SPECIAL)

I think this line up speaks for itself. You know where to find us! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder

Hello, patients! Humboldt Relief will be busy preparing for tomorrow, but we know that many of you have immediate medical needs. Indica lovers should stop by today for some top shelf Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder. This strain is probably the most popular among the B Real lineup:

 

 

Remember, we will NOT be accepting new members on 4/20! We encourage would be members to stop by today; we’re waiving the membership fee for one last day! We appreciate your cooperation. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder

Hello, patients! The crew here at Humboldt Relief are proud to offer B Real’s personal strains, such as Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder. B Real is an Indica man, so his strains are all top shelf Indica dominant medications. We’ve gotten excellent reviews on the Red Ryder in particular:

 

 

 

We don’t have very much Red Ryder left, so please keep this in mind when you stop by for a visit. One Love!

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Epic Medical Marijuana Menu- 3/22/11

Hello, patients! Here’s the unbelievable new Humboldt Relief menu. Check out all these deals and heavy hitting medications:

Top Shelf Medication 20/50/95

Sourberry
SFV OG
Dr. Green Thumb’s Red Ryder
Deathstar OG
Brutus(8th Limit)
Jane Doe(8th Limit)
Larry OG
Firewalker OG
Bubba’s OG
Cotton Candy Kush
Platinum Church
HR Diablo-$300 Ounce Special
Bluedreams-$300 Ounce Special
Silvercap
Plain Jane- SPECIAL:4 gram 8th
HR OG- SPECIAL:4 gram 8th
Zeus OG- SPECIAL:4 gram 8th
Tahoe OG- SPECIAL:4 gram 8th-$300 Ounce Special

Mid-Level Medication 15/45/85

818 OG
Pre 98 Bubba
Hollywood OG
Alien OG-$275 Ounce Special
Banana OG

Mid- mid- Level Medication 15/40/75

NOHO
Bubba Church
MK Ultra

Budget Medication 10/35/65

Greenhouse Sour Diesel
Greenhouse OG
GDP X Bubba

Super Value Medication 10/30/55

Pine Valley
GDP

There you have it, folks! Remember to tune in tomorrow for another web deal!

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