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Free Cannabis Joint | Funny Willie Nelson Weed Quote | Humboldt Relief

Los Angeles Pre-ICO Marijuana Dispensary Deal

Free Pre Rolled Cannabis Joint with Eighth Donation

Filled with Top Shelf Bud, Patients’ Choice of Several Strains

Full HR Collective Members Only – Half Ounce Maximum on Free Joint Promotion


Hump Day Wisdom with Willie Nelson

Trip out, man.

As you puff, puff, pass, think about this grave injustice. What’s your favorite Willie Nelson quote? Do you know any other funny quotes about marijuana? Tell us in the comments below; we just might turn the quote into a typographic image like the one above!

Morning Wood Strain | Legal Dispensary Menu | Humboldt Relief

Is the Morning Wood Marijuana the Best Sativa Strain for Pain?

Patients in pain should be aware that cannabis Sativa might not be the right type of medication for their symptoms. We usually recommend pure Indicas or Indica dominant hybrids for pain relief. Sativas high in CBDs are an exception to this rule as any kind of bud with this characteristic eases aches and pains. Still, strong Indicas can cause sleepiness, which doesn’t help patients function during the day. Many of our collective members find that mixing a bit of Morning Wood or another top shelf Sativa dominant OG gives them energy to make it through the day.

What is the Pre-ICO California Dispensary Price List?

For the text only version of our marijuana menu with pricing, please see the HR cannabis list here. Please note that this is the same menu from our WeedMaps listing; it may take a few seconds for the page to load. If you notice a problem with this page, let us know so we can request technical support.

What Should I Bring to Your Legal Marijuana Dispensary in Los Angeles?

First time patients at Humboldt Relief Collective must join our private shop by paying the one time lifetime membership fee of $25 or becoming a member on the free 6 month trial. New and returning patients must show a current medical cannabis recommendation along with ID at every visit regardless of membership status. If you have any questions about joining HR, please call us or fill out the contact form to your right. One Love!

Pre ICO Dispensary Deal | Free Pre Rolls | Humboldt Relief

Pre ICO Marijuana Dispensary Weekly Discount

HR Patient Member Appreciation

Donate for a Top Shelf 1/8th, Get a Free Top Shelf Pre Roll Joint!

Half Ounce Limit on Free Joint Promotion

Full Collective Members Only! Must Show Cannabis Rec and ID

Click Here for Our Full Marijuana Menu

Patient Appreciation Deal

Morning Wood Menu Pictures | PreIco Dispensary | Humboldt Relief

Strongest OG Kush

Extra Large Nugs

Real California Kush

Sativa Dominant Hybrid Cannabis


Is the Morning Wood Strain an OG Kush?

The Morning Wood medical cannabis is a top shelf Sativa dominant hybrid. The genetics are Woody Harrelson x OG Kush. This strain does not have the typical Sativa shape of slender, pointy buds. The Wood nugs are thick, dense, and jumbo sized. Morning Wood is a mellow smoke, so it should be suitable for daytime or evening. We recommend this medication to patients with depression, low energy levels, and social anxiety.

What are the Top Shelf Dispensary Menu Prices?

Our pre-ICO dispensary in Los Angeles caps at $45 per eighth for our full collective members or $50 per eighth for temporary patients on the free 6 month trial membership. We also offer Hubby Bars for $10 per bar. All patients must present a valid medical cannabis recommendation and ID to donate at our shop.

How Much of a Hubby Bar Should I Eat?

Edible marijuana should be consumed in small doses. It is easy to control the amount of marijuana you’re getting when you are smoking, but it’s difficult to judge edible potency. Hubby Bars are made with Hubby oil, which is concentrated cannabis oil. That means they’re very strong, so try breaking the bar into 5 squares. Eat 1 square on an empty stomach, roughly 1 hour after eating. Wait for at least 45 minutes before ingesting more as the onset of edibles is much longer than smoked marijuana.

Lucas OG | PreICO Marijuana Menu | Humboldt Relief

Pre ICO Dispensary Menu Update

New Top Shelf Marijuana Strains at HR

* Master Kush (Indica) * Lucas OG Kush (Hybrid S/I) * Queen Jane Kush (Organic Hybrid I/S) * Morning Wood (Hybrid S/I) *

Donation Prices $45 per 1/8th for Full Members $50 per 1/8th for Temporary Patients

All Patients Must Have Medical Cannabis Rec and ID to Donate

View Full Marijuana Menu


Lucas OG Kush Marijuana Menu Pictures

Best Top Shelf OG

The Force is Strong with this OG.

Sticky Tight Buds

Bright Green Nugs


Is the Lucas OG a Top Shelf Indica or Sativa?

Lucas and any other OG Kush strain are all hybrids. That means they have both Indica and Sativa genetics, but one side is usually more noticeable than the other. We say that whichever side stands out more is the dominant half. Most patients feel that Lucas OG is more or less balanced in its effects, but we label it as a Sativa dominant hybrid similar to the Skywalker.

Where Can I Get a Complementary Copy of Green Acres Magazine?

You’ll find discounts from our Reseda dispensary in Green Acres Magazine, a free publication available throughout southern California. It’s almost the end of the month, and our marijuana patient coupons expire on the 31st! Since that’s only a few days away, you might have a hard time finding the latest issue in store. But you should be able to track down a copy at your local 7 Eleven or Whole Foods Market.

Does Your Dispensary Have the Cloud Pen Vaporizer?

Yes, Humboldt Relief Collective is proud to offer the award winning Cloud pocket vape to our patients. The donation price for the state of the art device is $80 per unit. Please note that the medication is not included in the Cloud product package. One Love!

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Pre ICO Marijuana Dispensary Los Angeles Members’ Weekly Special

Free Joint Wednesday Patient Member Appreciation

Get 1 Free Pre Rolled Joint with Eighth Donation

Half Ounce Limit on Free Joints

Full Members Only – All Patients Must Show Rec and ID at Every Visit

Click Here for Medical Marijuana Dispensary Menu

Free Marijuana Joints at Humboldt Relief

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How Much are Your Dispensary Menu Prices?

Our collective caps at $45 per 1/8th for HR members and $50 per 1/8th for temporary patients on the free 6 month trial membership. Our members receive automatic discounts on top shelf quarter ounces, half ounces, and full ounces as well. Please click on the menu link above to see the donation price breakdown for Humboldt Relief members.

Is Humboldt Relief Collective Legal Under PreICO Laws?

Yes! Our Reseda shop opened in 2006, long before the moratorium went into effect. We’ve kept up to date on all of our paperwork with the city of Los Angeles, and we are in compliance with Measure D so far. This means our patients can relax because we’re here to stay.

Are Your Hubby Bars Made with Hubby Oil or Hash Oil?

There are a lot of fake hubby bars floating around the San Fernando Valley and surrounding areas. We have a long standing relationship with the creators of the real hubby bars, and we know for a fact that we have the original medicated chocolate bars patients crave. If you read the labels on our hubby’s chocolate bars, they say “Hubby Oil”, not “Hash Oil”. If you see a medicated candy bar with the hubby name that does not say “Hubby Oil” on the label, beware!

Morning Wood Marijuana | Pre ICO Dispensary Menu | Humboldt Relief

New Website Feature

See the Full Dispensary Menu Anytime!

For Fast Menu Info, View Our WeedMaps Menu on This Site

Menu Prices Listed are for Full Members Only!

Morning Wood Top Shelf Dispensary Menu Pictures

Best Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Dense Cannabis Nugs

Extra Large Wood Nug

Morning Wood strain close up


What is Morning Wood Marijuana?

Morning Wood is a top shelf hybrid medical marijuana strain. This combination of Woody Harrelson x OG Kush varies by batch in that some lean more Sativa whereas others exhibit more Indica characteristics. The batch on our top shelf right now seems Sativa dominant to most patients. The Morning Wood strain works best as a daytime strain for depression, social anxiety, and low energy levels.

How Do I Donate for Morning Wood Medical Cannabis?

The top shelf dispensary menu price at Humboldt Relief Pre ICO Collective is $45 per eighth for members or $50 per eighth for temporary patients on the 6 month trial. Everyone must present a valid medical marijuana recommendation as well as ID in order to donate at our dispensary. One Love!

Olive Oyl Pictures | Pre ICO Menu | Humboldt Relief

Pre ICO Dispensary Hours

July 4th Holiday Hours 7/6/13

Open 12pm to 4pm Regular Schedule Resumes on Monday 7/8/13

Medical Marijuana Menu Update

New Top Shelf Strain Olive Oyl!


Olive Oyl Dispensary Menu Pictures

Summer Purps!

Exotic Top Shelf Buds

Dense Nugs

Sweet Purple Flavor


What is the Olive Oyl Medical Marijuana strain?

Olive Oyl is a top shelf Indica dominant hybrid cross of Jupiter OG x Purple Mr. Nice Guy. Olive Oyl is a must for purple marijuana lovers as her strong taste and smell are what purple lovers crave. This particular batch does not exhibit the deep purple color of some grows we saw earlier this year. The current batch shows plenty of purple streaks, but that vivid shade won’t appear now due to the warmer temperatures. Olive Oyl works well for pain management, anxiety, and sleep issues.

What is the Olive Oyl dispensary menu price?

Olive Oyl and the rest of our top shelf medications are available for the donation price of $45 per 1/8th for full HR members or $50 per 1/8th for temporary patients. An eighth of marijuana weighs 3.5 grams.

What Do I Need to Bring to Humboldt Relief Collective?

All patients must have a copy of their physician’s recommendation for medical cannabis as well as ID to donate at our pre ICO dispensary in Reseda. Some new patients wonder why we ask for a rec at every visit when other collectives don’t require paperwork after the first time visit. We don’t know what other collectives do, but we check recommendations to ensure that our members are up to date with their doctors. Your compliance helps us maintain a safe, legal shop for you to get your meds, so we appreciate your following our rules. One Love!

Wednesday Marijuana Dispensary Members’ Special

Greeting Humboldt Relief Collective members! We apologize for the lack of updates recently; your humble photographer is slowly recovering from the busted elbow. Things should get back to normal within the next couple of weeks. In the meantime, we’d like to remind you about our weekly members’ appreciation special:

FREE JOINT WEDNESDAY!

All Full Members Get 1 Free Medical Marijuana Joint Per Eighth Donation Up to a Half Ounce!

We encourage all of our temporary patients to officially join the best Reseda dispensary today and take home some free medication in the process. One Love!

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Death Star OG Bud Porn | Dispensary Reseda | Humboldt Relief

Death Star is a strong Indica dominant hybrid OG Kush strain. The batch sitting on the top shelf of our medical marijuana menu possesses intergalactic healing powers:

Nug Porn from Outer Space

THC Gamma Rays

 

Dank Indica

The Death Star is available for the suggested donation price of $45 per 1/8th for our members and $50 per 1/8th for our temporary patients. Those of you who have been with us for a while may notice a difference in the marijuana pictures on this page. Your humble photographer is always trying to improve your viewing experience; I would love your feedback on the photos. Do you prefer the bud shots without a background or should I go back to the usual style? Let me know in the comments below! Your input is always appreciated. One Love!

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