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Free Cannabis Joint | Funny Willie Nelson Weed Quote | Humboldt Relief

Los Angeles Pre-ICO Marijuana Dispensary Deal

Free Pre Rolled Cannabis Joint with Eighth Donation

Filled with Top Shelf Bud, Patients’ Choice of Several Strains

Full HR Collective Members Only – Half Ounce Maximum on Free Joint Promotion


Hump Day Wisdom with Willie Nelson

Trip out, man.

As you puff, puff, pass, think about this grave injustice. What’s your favorite Willie Nelson quote? Do you know any other funny quotes about marijuana? Tell us in the comments below; we just might turn the quote into a typographic image like the one above!

Quarter Ounce Discount | Dispensary Coupons | Humboldt Relief

Pre ICO Marijuana Dispensary Hours

HR Will Be Open Today, July 5th, from 12pm to 6pm

Friday Members’ Quarter Ounce Discount

Top Shelf 1/4 oz of Marijuana $80 Donation Price 1/2 oz of Marijuana $160 Donation Price

Full Members Only – Half Ounce Limit at Discount Menu Price


New HR Dispensary Coupons in Green Acres Magazine

Our pre-ICO Collective is pleased to bring you 3 new coupons in the latest issue of Green Acres Magazine! Get your FREE COPY of Green Acres at Southern California 7 Eleven Stores and Whole Foods Markets. Alternatively, you can check out the digital version of the magazine on the Green Acres website. We won’t reveal the menu discounts on our coupon flyer, but let’s just say first time patients and our loyal members will save big on top shelf medications. Remember, these coupons expire on July 31st, 2013—don’t miss out! One Love!

Chill Out with the Best Pre ICO Collective in the SFV.

Puff Puff Pass Wednesday

Pre-ICO Dispensary Menu | Free Pre Rolls | Humboldt Relief

Pre ICO Marijuana Dispensary Deal

Puff, Puff, Pass It’s Free Joint Wednesday

1 Free Top Shelf Pre Rolled Joint with 1/8th Donation

Half Ounce Limit Full Members Only!

Puff Puff Pass Wednesday

Free Medical Marijuana Joints All Day!


Reseda Dispensary Menu with New Strains

Top Shelf Strains Just In:

* Platinum Bubba Kush * XXX Kush * Grapefruit (Sativa) * Sensi Star * Yoda OG Kush *

Cannabis Clinic Donation Prices

The strains listed above are all from our top shelf, which means they are the finest quality medical marijuana you will find in Los Angeles. HR members pay $45 for top shelf eighths, which are equal to 3.5 grams of bud. Our temporary patients pay $50 for the same amount of medication.

Where is Humboldt Relief Located?

HR is conveniently located in Reseda close to the 101 freeway and not far from the 118 freeway. If you’re looking for a dispensary in Woodland Hills, CA or a collective on Ventura Blvd., we just a few miles from your neighborhood. Take the Reseda exit off the Ventura freeway and head towards Reseda park. We are inside a medical building on Reseda Blvd. between Kittridge St. and Vanowen. If you have any trouble finding us, please call us at (818) 300-0020 and we will give you driving directions. One Love!

JD Kush Pictures | Pre ICO Menu Prices | Humboldt Relief

JD Top Shelf OG Kush Bud Pictures

Our famous Jane Kush

Balanced Hybrid Strain

AM or PM Meds

Sweet Trichomes


Is JD OG Kush the Same as Jane Doe?

JD OG is the same strain as our famous Jane Doe Kush, but it’s grown by a different crew. We changed the name so you patients will know that this batch isn’t exactly like original Jane.

How Much is an 1/8th of Top Shelf Marijuana?

The donation price for top shelf depends on your membership status. If you’re a full member, then you pay $45 for an 1/8th. Temporary patients pay $5 more or $50 per 1/8th for medication.

How Do I Get the Lower Donation Price?

You need to become a full member to get the automatic discount on our marijuana menu strains. We offer lifetime membership for a one time $25 membership fee. Lifetime membership means that you never have to renew your membership. As long as we have your patient records, you will be able to get a discount and be eligible for promotions, such as free joint Wednesday. One Love!

Veterans’ Dispensary Discount | Memorial Day Hours | Humboldt Relief

Humboldt Relief Collective Memorial Day Hours

Monday, May 27th, 2013

12pm to 5pm


Veterans and Seniors Over 55 Medical Marijuana Discount Coupon

MUST PRESENT COUPON TO REDEEM OFFER!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

COUPON EXPIRES JUNE 30th, 2013!

Limit 1 Donation per Patient with Coupon

Cannot Be Combined With Any Other Specials or Promotions

Offer Good While Supplies Last

See Our Ad in Green Acres Magazine!


Cannabis Dispensary Coupon Information

How Do I Redeem the Coupon?

If you are a member at HR already, you will need to bring the coupon along with your rec, ID, and proof of military service. Seniors 55 and over only need to show the coupon and ID as proof of eligibility.

If you are a new patient, you will need to do the above and join the collective as a full member or on the FREE 6 month trial membership.

Where Do I Find Green Acres Magazine?

Green Acres is a FREE medical marijuana magazine available at 7 Eleven stores across Southern California. There are tons of locations in the San Fernando Valley, downtown Los Angeles, the Santa Clarita Valley, Ventura County, Santa Barbara County, Orange County, Riverside County, Long Beach, and San Diego.

Free Edible | Marijuana Dispensary Discount | Humboldt Relief

Free Edible Monday at HR!

San Fernando Valley Dispensary Discount Menu Prices

Monday Members’ Special

Free Edible with Eighth Donation!

Limit 1 Marijuana Edible Per Patient

Lucas OG Kush Bud Porn | Discount Menu | Humboldt Relief

Daily Dank Dispensary Discount

Save 10% Tuesday

Automatic 10% Off Any Donation Up to 1 Ounce

Members Only – Limit 1 Discount Per Customer


Lucas OG Marijuana Dispensary Menu

Feel The Force

Top Shelf Hybrid

Tuesday Dispensary Discount

Lucas OG Bud Porn


Lucas OG Kush is a top shelf hybrid that many patients find similar to Skywalker. As part of our new daily dank deals, you can take home an 1/8th of Lucas OG for only $40.50 donation price just because it’s Tuesday! Don’t forget to bring your rec and ID to get in on the action at the best dispensary in the San Fernando Valley. One Love!

Woody OG Bud Porn | Dispensary Discount | Humboldt Relief

Reseda Marijuana Dispensary Friday Special

Top Shelf Quarter Ounce – $80 Donation

Top Shelf Half Ounce – $160 Donation

1 Gram of Water Hash – $5 Off Donation

HR Members Only!


Woody OG Marijuana Menu Pictures

Exotic OG Kush

XXX Frosty Nugs

Good Sativa Dominant Hybrid

Orange Hairs and Purple Streaks


Today’s special applies to Woody OG and all the rest of your top shelf favorites. The Woody OG was cultivated by the HR staff, and we’re very pleased with the way it turned out. Sample this Sativa dominant hybrid, but don’t forget to bring your marijuana recommendation and ID with you to our Reseda dispensary. One Love!

Social Special | Dispensary Discount | Humboldt Relief

Like Your Favorite Dispensary!

High Humboldt Relief Collective members! We promised a big announcement for our social media community…we can’t reveal any details on this site—-that would be cheating! But we STRONGLY SUGGEST that you visit our Facebook page today so you don’t miss out. Happy Valentine’s Day from all of us at HR! One Love!