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Humboldt Relief Collective Menu 12/26/11

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Now that we’ve got you drooling over the Morning Wood, we figured we’d let you know what else we have to offer. So here’s the dankest medical marijuana menu in Reseda:

 

Top Shelf Medication 20/45/90— $5 OFF!!!

Maximus (HR Staff Pick # 4)
Wicked OG (HR Staff Pick #2)
Brutus (HR Staff Pick #1)
Bannana OG
Dieselberry
King George
Fire OG
HR23 (HR Staff Pick #3)
Morning Wood (HR Staff Pick #5)
Jane Doe
God’s Gift
Riddler OG

Budget Medication 10/30/55

Trainwreck

Super Value Medication 7/20/35

Lavender
Sweet Tooth
Magic Beans

Shake Deals 20 eighth/125 Ounce

Queen Jane Shake
Larry23 Shake
Jane23 Shake
Wicked OG Shake

There you have it folks, the perfect way to ring in the New Year! One Love!

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Epic HR Menu Update!

Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Your holiday wishes came true because our medical marijuana menu just got restocked with several top shelf favorites! That’s right—we’ve got insane batches of Brutus OG Kush, Morning Wood, and Dieselberry. Unfortunately, all the batches are fairly small. They will literally fly off the shelves, especially since we’re still running our holiday cannabis sale. So get down to the dankest medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda as soon as you can, and don’t forget the proper paperwork as well as identification. One Love!

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Top 10 Medical Marijuana Strains

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all know that we’re one of the best medical marijuana dispensaries in Reseda, CA. We thought it would be fun to make a list of all most popular cannabis strains. Most of these varieties sit on our top shelf, though not for very long. Did we forget your all-time favorite? Let us know and we’ll be sure to post your suggestions!

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! This is a list of strains we carry regularly, but it does NOT reflect what’s on our shelves at this time. The following information is intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

 

#1- Brutus OG: No discussion of Humboldt Relief would be complete without the big guy. Patients drive from as far south as San Diego and as far north as Fresno just to get their hands on this insane Indica dominant OG. Brutus often leaves on the same day as he arrives due to the incredible, even feverish, patient demand. This strain is famous for massive, firm, and frosty nugs. If you haven’t sampled Brutus OG yet, check this site daily for frequent menu updates.

#2- Jane Doe: Lady Jane and her organic counterpart Queen Jane always create a big patient sensation upon entrance. Many male patients have developed a nearly romantic attachment to Jane, and personify her as an actual woman. Be careful because Jane’s a real heartbreaker. She’s gone almost as quickly as the Brutus. Jane Doe is an OG strain with almost magical healing powers. She’s a fairly balanced hybrid strain; some feel she’s Sativa dominant whereas others claim she’s Indica dominant. Her actual composition typically varies by batch, but she never disappoints her adoring fans.

#3- King Kush: One of our more photogenic offerings, King Kush is always covered in trichomes. Its stunning appearance signifies the strong pain relieving elements of this Indica dominant medication. Known as the “working man’s Indica,” King Kush contains just a hint of Sativa to counteract drowsiness. The key to medicating with this strain is moderate consumption. Avoid overmedicating by administering small doses. This is the way to get the maximum medical benefits. Smoking too much produces sedation, which acts as a treatment for insomnia or other sleep disorders. The name itself may be a bit misleading; according to persistent rumors, King Kush stems from the Bubba family. Others insist that the genetics represent a combination of OG Kush x Grape Ape. Whatever the origins, we’re proud to offer this superior strain.

#4- Morning Wood: HR patients expect relatively rare menu items such as Morning Wood. A true connoisseur’s strain, you won’t find Morning Wood anywhere else in Reseda. This cross between OG Kush and the famed Woody Harrelson marijuana strain yields bulky, super dense nugs. This is another mysterious entity as lots of patients feel stronger Sativa effects whereas others attest to higher Indica propensities. But everyone agrees that the bittersweet citrus flavor is too good to pass up.

#5- Grapefruit: Speaking of fruity tastes, Grapefruit keeps the Sativa lovers satisfied again and again. Even patients who normally gravitate towards heavy Indicas can appreciate this cerebral experience. The long, slender buds often seem as though they’re coated in a layer of pure crystals. Grapefruit isn’t a traditional planetary strain, but many patients describe medicating with it as an interstellar almost hallucinogenic high. Sativas are known for raciness, yet the Grapefruit doesn’t induce unpleasant jitters in the majority of people. Grapefruit successfully combats fatigue while heightening creativity. Although very helpful for patients with depression, the spacey sensations might exacerbate pre-existing anxiety. Medicate with caution, unless you’re prepared for an intergalactic journey.

#6 – Diablo OG: Not to be confused with another important menu selection, 1st Gen Diablo, this OG stands out for several reasons. HR Diablo usually leans towards the Indica side of the spectrum, although there’s enough Sativa to maintain functionality. A real slow burner, patients discover that Diablo requires more hits to finish off a bowl. The longevity makes proper storage an absolute necessity. We recommend glass jars or curing jars for storage as these products maintain freshness better than plastic containers. Diablo OG is an Indica dominant hybrid without the couch lock. As such, Diablo is suitable for medicating during the day or night.

#7- Riddler OG: This medication explains our reputation as a home of sensational OG cannabis concoctions. The Riddler’s precise genetics remain unknown, but he’s been a hit since his first visit to Humboldt Relief. Most batches exhibit Indica dominant traits, although the nug structure indicates a Sativa presence. The Riddler’s classic OG flavor is reminiscent of Jane Doe. Patients use this strain for pain relief and mental health conditions such as generalized anxiety disorder.

#8- Dieselberry: Many medical marijuana strains come from disputed genetic origins; Dieselberry is no different. Aficionados claim this Sativa dominant hybrid stems from a cross between DJ Short’s Blueberry x Sour Diesel whereas a few sources assert it’s the result of Sour Diesel x Strawberry Cough. The former seems a bit more credible than the later given the taste. Whatever its lineage, this strain consists of bulky nugs with trademark Sativa crowns. Dieselberry is a fine OG alternative that often delights patients during the winter and spring months.

#9- Larry OG: This heavy hitting Indica dominant strain comes to HR from the fine folks at the Cali Connection Seed Company. Larry OG is the result of a cross between an SFV OG Kush male and a female Larry clone. This strain is suitable for nighttime medicating as it may cause sleepiness. Patients report feelings of relaxation concentrated in the body, which makes Larry an excellent choice for those with chronic pain. Larry also induces the famous couch lock at times and stimulates the appetite.

#10- Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder: This hybrid OG medication is a B Real strain straight from the one and only Dr. Greenthumb’s garden. Cypress Hill fans flock to HR to catch of a glimpse of the Man himself, and pick up his top shelf contributions to the collective. Patients rest assured that anything from B Real must be of the hightest quality. The man they call the “weed hunter” has yet to disappoint.

Honorable Mention- HR #23: This signature house strain deserves recognition for always putting a smile on our patients’ faces. HR #23 usually displays characteristics of a Sativa dominant hybrid with extra fluffy nugs. The strain gets its name from its accidental inception. One day the crew discovered random seeds laying around in the grow room. They planted the seeds in the dirt not knowing what would happen. The sole surviving seed turned out to be a big hit with our patients! It’s been a Humboldt Relief menu staple ever since.

There you have it, folks! The best of the best from the HR family in Reseda. Watch as our menu continues to grow! One Love!

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Awesome Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We’ve got your holiday weekend meds right here, and there’s something for everyone! Indica lovers will be happy to hear that our beloved top shelf  house strain, HR #23,  finally came back! But Sativaheads shouldn’t feel left out because we’ve also got another batch of that Sativa dominant Dieselberry. For the truly daring, there’s a super special psycho smorgasbord—-TRAINWRECK! For those unfamiliar with the strain, Trainwreck is about as heady as it gets! If you have issues with anxiety or raciness, steer clear of this monster!

All right, now you’re up on what’s down at HR! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Dieselberry

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! It’s Monday, so we thought you all could use an nice pick me up medication. Our top shelf Dieselberry delivers an uplifting head change along with a mild relaxing bodily sensation:

 

 

This Sativa dominant hybrid effectively treats depression and digestive disorders. Due to the significant Indica undertones, it may be safe for those with anxiety disorders as well. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update: Morning Wood, King Kush, & Dieselberry

Hello, patients! Many of you are taking advantage of our $5 off 1/8ths and ounce specials on mid-level medications and below. We’re happy you’re enjoying these budget friendly options! Of course, the top shelf continues to rock as today we received more Morning Wood, his majesty King Kush, and Dieselberry! How’s that for a mid-week menu update? One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu 3/31/11

Hello, patients! Here’s the new, current Humboldt Relief  medical marijuana menu!

Top Shelf Medication 20/50/95

Sourberry
Dieselberry (8th Limit)
Fire OG
True OG
Morning Wood (8th Limit)
SFV OG
Dr. Green Thumb’s Red Ryder
HR 23 (8th Limit)
Riddler OG
Firewalker OG
Bubba’s OG
Platinum Church
Silvercap

Mid-level Medication 15/45/85

818 OG
Pre 98 Bubba
Bluedreams-$300 Ounce Special
818 OG
Zeus OG-$300 Ounce Special
HR OG-$300 Ounce Special
Tahoe OG-$300 Ounce Special
Cotton Candy Kush-$300 Ounce Special
Plane Jane
Alien OG-$275 Ounce Special
Banana OG

Mid-mid Level Medication 15/40/75

NOHO
Hollywood OG
Bubba Church
MK Ultra

Budget Medication 10/35/65

Greenhouse Sour Diesel
GDP X Bubba

Super Value Medication 10/30/55

GDP

 

Look at all those specials, just in time for the weekend! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Dieselberry

Hello, patients! Humboldt Relief is offering some excellent top shelf Sativas at the moment, including the Sativa dominant hybrid Dieselberry:

 

 

 

 

We’re also offering Dieselberry wax made from actual flowers for the suggested donation price of $50 per gram or $25 per 1/2 gram. I highly recommend this medication to anyone seeking an inspirational, but not overpowering Sativa. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update: Brutus, Dieselberry, Morning Wood, and First Gen!

Hello, patients! Just when you thought our menu couldn’t get better, we at Humboldt Relief got a few more awesome strains to add to the list! There’s fresh batches of Brutus, Dieselberry, Morning Wood, and First Gen! There’s an 1/8th per patient limit on these strain due to the limited quantity. Brutus is feeling shy again, so he’s not actually on the shelf. You have to ask for him by name. These are all top shelf medications, so the suggested donation price is $50 per 1/8th. Brutus is a house favorite Indica strain as is the First Gen. Dieselberry and Morning Wood are both Sativa dominant hybrids.

Get set for an uber medicated weekend! One Love!

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