Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Your holiday wishes came true because our medical marijuana menu just got restocked with several top shelf favorites! That’s right—we’ve got insane batches of Brutus OG Kush, Morning Wood, and Dieselberry. Unfortunately, all the batches are fairly small. They will literally fly off the shelves, especially since we’re still running our holiday cannabis sale. So get down to the dankest medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda as soon as you can, and don’t forget the proper paperwork as well as identification. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We know you’re all excited about Brutus OG, but those of you looking for a Sativa dominant hybrid should also donate for the top shelf Wicked OG medical marijuana strain:
The Wicked OG may produce intense yet¬†unpredictable cerebral effects; those with anxiety issues please medicate with caution. Thankfully, there’s enough Indica in this OG Kush strain to keep most patients on the level. Flavor aficionados will appreciate the Wicked’s classic OG taste.
You can still pick up any top shelf strain for only $45 per 1/8th during our holiday cannabis sale! The best ¬†deal in Reseda only lasts until January 1st, which is also the day we stop accepting new collective members. Please remember to bring your physician’s recommendation along with your ID with you to every HR visit. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! There’s only a few days till Christmas, so we figured you guys would need a quick pick me up to get you through the week. Right now our medical marijuana menu features the best selling top shelf Sativa in Reseda, Grapefruit:
This soaring Sativa tastes exactly like its namesake and produces unique uplifting effects. Some patients describe the Grapefruit as¬†hallucinogenic, so those with anxiety issues may want to steer clear. Patients with depression or lethargy will find this strain relieves symptoms associated with these conditions.¬†¬†Remember, you can grab the Grapefruit and the rest of your favorites for reduced donation prices during our holiday medical marijuana sale! Just be sure to take your mmj recommendation along with your ID with you to HR every time you visit our facility. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Our medical marijuana is on fire because of this super holiday cannabis sale! And since we’ve got the Fire OG on our top shelf, we mean that quite literally:
From now until the end of the year, Fire OG Kush and your other top shelf favorites are available for $45 per 1/8th! For those of you who are unfamiliar with this strain, Fire OG is a Sativa dominant hybrid similar to many batches of Jane Doe. It’s covered in bright orange hairs and delivers long lasting effects.
HR patients: Please remember that you need to show your medical marijuana recommendation as well as your ID EVERY TIME you visit our Reseda collective. We appreciate your compliance. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Yesterday we posted the complete medical marijuana menu. Now we’d like to showcase one of the finest top shelf strains- Diablo OG:
This is a heavy hitting Indica dominant cannabis strain. It’s perfect for relaxation and may be useful as a treatment for insomnia. Diablo OG is potent enough to stand out even among the best medications in Reseda. Head to HR today to avoid the weekend rush. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! As harvest seasons rolls around, our top shelf will start overflowing with medical marijuana goodness. Until then, we suggest donating for this Firewalker (Fire OG x Skywalker):
The Firewalker is a solid choice for OG lovers searching for a bit of a Sativa kick. Head out to Reseda before it’s all gone. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! By now you’re all familiar with our house strain, HR #23:
For a limited time, we’re running a 1/4 special on this top shelf Reseda original! Grab a 1/4 of this hybrid medical cannabis strain for only $90 per 1/4 oz. For those of you who don’t know how much a 1/4 amounts to, the answer is 7 grams. Enjoy! One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Today’s medical marijuana menu selection comes from our collection of top shelf OG strains. We’ve gotten excellent feedback on our Diablo OG:
Most patients report that this is an Indica dominant hybrid. As such, it’s the perfect medication for the evening or nighttime. Diablo OG soothes stress and anxiety without producing a full on couchlock. Stop by your friendly neighborhood Reseda medical marijuana dispensary to try this menu item today! One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We always try to keep our top shelf stocked with high quality OG medical marijuana strains because we know many of you prefer these varieties. Our Riddler OG will not disappoint the connoiseurs among you:
This is a hybrid that usually leans more towards the Indica side of the spectrum. The batch we have right now might contain a bit more Sativa than usual, but some patients may not notice a difference at all. Come see the Riddler and the rest of our amazing menu at the friendliest medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda, HR! One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We’re always trying to find new medical marijuana strains for you guys. We understand that many of you enjoy medicating with the familiar top shelf favorites, but we recommend alternating medications. Otherwise you’ll find that your body develops a tolerance to particular types of cannabis. If you’re looking to take a break from our usual menu offerings, you might want to try the Firewalker (Fire OG x Skywalker):
We offered this strain once before, but we believe this batch is a lot better. We’ve gotten positive feedback from members who’ve already tried the Firewalker, so we feel confident that other patients will appreciate this hybrid as well. Try some Firewalker the next time you’re at HR, the friendliest medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda. One Love!