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Brutus OG Menu Pictures
Brutus OG always flies off the shelf, so please call (818) 300-0020 to place a reservation for this medication. We will set aside any medication for our loyal members. Our new members should hurry to the best Reseda dispensary because we never know when Brutus OG will visit us again. Remember, everyone must show a valid medical cannabis rec and ID at our collective. One Love!
Brutus sells out very quickly. Please call HR to ensure availability!
Brutus OG is waiting for you at Humboldt Relief in Reseda, but you MUST ASK for him by name:
We don’t think you’ll find a stronger Indica dominant OG Kush strain than Brutus, especially not for $45 per 1/8th (MEMBER PRICE). As the large heading states, Brutus probably won’t be around come Monday. We strongly suggest that you stop by our Reseda dispensary as quickly as possible; patients dead set on donating for Brutus should call in advance to place a reservation. Also remember to have your marijuana rec as well ID with you. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Many of you have been anxiously awaiting the return of our famous Brutus OG strain; the wait is over because Brutus is back at HR. The brute is feeling a bit shy, so he’s not sitting on our top shelf. He’s hiding in Uncle Z’s basement dungeon, which means you must ask for him by name. Brutus typically disappears within 24 hours. We suggest calling 818-300-0020 to place a reservation to ensure availability.Don’t forget that you must present your cannabis rec along with proper identification to access our dispensary. One Love!
All Strains Subject to Availability! Please Call to Reserve Your Medication!
Brutus OG, Skywalker OG, King Kush, and Morning Wood strains all arrived at Humboldt Relief yesterday. Rather than post four separate marijuana menu highlights, your humble photographer decided to create a single image of these four flavors:
Hopefully you can see the purple streaks in each strain besides the Brutus. We don’t expect any of these tasty treats to last much longer; most of the nugs are the size of golf balls! Patients are already talking up the King Kush, but I personally recommend the Morning Wood. Whichever your pick, be sure to bring your cannabis card and ID with you to the best Reseda dispensary. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! You’ve anxiously awaited his return; at least, the wait is over because Brutus OG is back on our top shelf! Brutus is a house favorite Indica dominant OG Kush variety. The Brutus strain often disappears within 24 hours of arrival, so head to our Reseda dispensary before it’s too late! One Love!
ATTENTION PATIENTS: THE VIDEO BELOW IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! IT’S MADE TO SHOWCASE OUR POPULAR STRAINS FOR NEW MEMBERS!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We’ve noticed a lot of prospective members visiting our Reseda dispensary. For those of you interested in joining our collective, we made a marijuana menu video highlighting some of our most popular strains. Check out the HR top shelf tour:
Since we’re the official B Real dispensary, we chose the Cypress Hill classic, “Hits from the Bong” as mood music. The tour kicks off with Popeye OG, the house favorite Indica dominant OG we entered in the Medical Cannabis Cup. The next medication needs no introduction. Brutus OG is a local legend among Los Angeles cannabis enthusiasts. Lady Jane Doe may be equally as famous as her boyfriend Brutus. This mysterious OG Kush casts a spell on everyone who smokes her, leaving them begging for more!
The show wouldn’t be complete without Popeye’s girl, Olive Oyl! A newer addition to the HR family, she’s a super stoney cross between Purple Mr. Nice Guy and Jupiter OG. Of course, the devilishly delicious Diablo OG makes an appearance. This ultra smooth Indica dominant OG induces intense relaxation. Speaking of Indicas, Purple King aka PK provides pain relief while easing insomnia.
For a taste of something completely different, we recommend Grapefruit. Sativa strains aren’t for everyone, and those with anxiety issues should medicate with caution. That said, you won’t find anything sweeter or more potent than our signature Grapefruit. Last but not least, Mandarin Dreams features an excellent flavor similar to that of Grapefruit. The Mandarin contains purple streaks, which means it’s a relatively mellow experience.
We hope you enjoyed this sneak peak of what’s in store for you at the best Reseda dispensary! Please note that the video doesn’t necessarily reflect our current inventory. The images represent a collection of medications we usually carry on a regular basis. If you have any questions about our collective, feel free to contact us by phone (818) 300-0020 or email firstname.lastname@example.org! You’re welcome to visit our store in person as long as you bring your current marijuana rec along with proper identification. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! There’s still a little bit of your favorite top shelf OG Kush strain at the best Reseda dispensary. Remember, this batch of Brutus OG isn’t sitting out with the rest of the items on our medical marijuana menu. You gotta ask for the big guy by name:
This batch is totally organic, so you don’t have to worry about inhaling unhealthy chemicals. Brutus is almost out, which means you’ll have to hurry to HR if you want to take him home. Remember that you must bring your marijuana rec and ID with you every time you visit. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! In case you missed his appearance last week, Brutus OG came back to the best Reseda dispensary! He probably won’t last through the weekend, so brave the rain for some true top shelf medical marijuana. Just don’t forget to have your rec and ID with you when you visit our cannabis club. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We’ve got good news for those of you who prefer Indica dominant OG Kush strains. We just added Brutus OG, Diablo OG, and Popeye OG to the top shelf of our medical marijuana menu! Since Brutus always disappears very quickly, he’s not on display. You must ask for the big man by name to get a piece of that action. How’s that for a weekend update? In your rush to get to the best Reseda dispensary, be sure to grab your cannabis card and ID before you head out the door. One Love!