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Medical Marijuana Menu 12/8/11

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Here’s your complete medical marijuana menu for the dankest collective in Reseda!

Top Shelf Medication 20/50/95

King George (HR Staff Pick # 4)
Queen Jane (HR Staff Pick #2)
Brutus (HR Staff Pick #1)
Bannana OG: ALMOST GONE!
Fire OG (HR Staff Pick #3)
Grapefruit (HR Staff Pick #5): ALMOST GONE!
Larry OG: ALMOST GONE!
God’s Gift
Purple Haze
Larry OG: ALMOST GONE!
Jane 23: ALMOST GONE!
Diablo 23: ALMOST GONE!
Riddler OG
Larry 23

Budget Medication 10/30/55

Lavender
Sweet Tooth

Super Value Medication 20 eighth/125 Ounce

Queen Jane Shake
Larry23 Shake
Jane23 Shake

Now that’s more like it, eh? We know the menu’s been a little light lately. As you can see, we’re getting back to normal again. As always, please remember to bring your medical cannabis recommendation as well as your ID with you to every visit. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update: Brutus and Queen Jane!

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Two HR classics just arrived at our Reseda medical marijuana dispensary. Please give a warm welcome to the mighty Brutus OG and his lady Queen Jane Doe. These are two top shelf OG strains that won’t want to miss. They always go quickly, so head out as soon as possible. And don’t forget to bring your cannabis recommendation along with your CA ID to our facility. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Organic Brutus OG!

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! This week we reflect on everything we have to be thankful for, such as this top shelf organic Brutus OG:

 

 

Brutus OG is one of the most famous Indica dominant OG strains in all of Reseda. The organic version is just as potent as the original, but without any pesticides. The flavor reveals earthy undertones of pine. Many patients find Brutus OG useful as a pain reliever and sleep aid. This is a true “one hitter quitter”. Please remember to bring your recommendation and ID with you when you come to HR to pick up your medication. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Organic Brutus!

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Before we get to today’s  medical marijuana menu highlight, we’d like to remind you to please bring your recommendation and ID with you every time you visit the collective. We would appreciate it if you also brought in your membership receipt—this is the small yellow piece of paper you were given when you signed the membership paperwork.

With that said, let’s take a look at this new top shelf offering, organic Brutus OG:

This is the same Brutus OG strain you know and love; the recipe’s just been modified to exclude all pesticides. Much like the organic Jane Doe aka Queen Jane, the flavor is slightly different than what you’re used to. You may notice earthier tones with a minty aftertaste. But the organic Brutus still packs a punch when it comes to the effects. Stop by HR in Reseda to try this bad boy out. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu 11/11/11

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! Here’s your latest complete medical marijuana menu:

Top Shelf Medication 20/50/95

Organic Brutus (New!)
Diablo23 (HR staff pick # 4)
Larry 23 (HR staff pick #2)
Jane Doe (HR staff pick #1)
Bannana OG
Queen Jane ( HR staff pcik #3)
Larry OG
Jane 23

Mid-level Medication 15/40/75

Diablo
Purple Bubba

Budget Medication 10/35/65

Lavender

There you have it folks—one super sick weekend menu from your friendly neighborhood dispensary in Reseda. One Love!

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Top 10 Medical Marijuana Strains

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all know that we’re one of the best medical marijuana dispensaries in Reseda, CA. We thought it would be fun to make a list of all most popular cannabis strains. Most of these varieties sit on our top shelf, though not for very long. Did we forget your all-time favorite? Let us know and we’ll be sure to post your suggestions!

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! This is a list of strains we carry regularly, but it does NOT reflect what’s on our shelves at this time. The following information is intended for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!

 

#1- Brutus OG: No discussion of Humboldt Relief would be complete without the big guy. Patients drive from as far south as San Diego and as far north as Fresno just to get their hands on this insane Indica dominant OG. Brutus often leaves on the same day as he arrives due to the incredible, even feverish, patient demand. This strain is famous for massive, firm, and frosty nugs. If you haven’t sampled Brutus OG yet, check this site daily for frequent menu updates.

#2- Jane Doe: Lady Jane and her organic counterpart Queen Jane always create a big patient sensation upon entrance. Many male patients have developed a nearly romantic attachment to Jane, and personify her as an actual woman. Be careful because Jane’s a real heartbreaker. She’s gone almost as quickly as the Brutus. Jane Doe is an OG strain with almost magical healing powers. She’s a fairly balanced hybrid strain; some feel she’s Sativa dominant whereas others claim she’s Indica dominant. Her actual composition typically varies by batch, but she never disappoints her adoring fans.

#3- King Kush: One of our more photogenic offerings, King Kush is always covered in trichomes. Its stunning appearance signifies the strong pain relieving elements of this Indica dominant medication. Known as the “working man’s Indica,” King Kush contains just a hint of Sativa to counteract drowsiness. The key to medicating with this strain is moderate consumption. Avoid overmedicating by administering small doses. This is the way to get the maximum medical benefits. Smoking too much produces sedation, which acts as a treatment for insomnia or other sleep disorders. The name itself may be a bit misleading; according to persistent rumors, King Kush stems from the Bubba family. Others insist that the genetics represent a combination of OG Kush x Grape Ape. Whatever the origins, we’re proud to offer this superior strain.

#4- Morning Wood: HR patients expect relatively rare menu items such as Morning Wood. A true connoisseur’s strain, you won’t find Morning Wood anywhere else in Reseda. This cross between OG Kush and the famed Woody Harrelson marijuana strain yields bulky, super dense nugs. This is another mysterious entity as lots of patients feel stronger Sativa effects whereas others attest to higher Indica propensities. But everyone agrees that the bittersweet citrus flavor is too good to pass up.

#5- Grapefruit: Speaking of fruity tastes, Grapefruit keeps the Sativa lovers satisfied again and again. Even patients who normally gravitate towards heavy Indicas can appreciate this cerebral experience. The long, slender buds often seem as though they’re coated in a layer of pure crystals. Grapefruit isn’t a traditional planetary strain, but many patients describe medicating with it as an interstellar almost hallucinogenic high. Sativas are known for raciness, yet the Grapefruit doesn’t induce unpleasant jitters in the majority of people. Grapefruit successfully combats fatigue while heightening creativity. Although very helpful for patients with depression, the spacey sensations might exacerbate pre-existing anxiety. Medicate with caution, unless you’re prepared for an intergalactic journey.

#6 – Diablo OG: Not to be confused with another important menu selection, 1st Gen Diablo, this OG stands out for several reasons. HR Diablo usually leans towards the Indica side of the spectrum, although there’s enough Sativa to maintain functionality. A real slow burner, patients discover that Diablo requires more hits to finish off a bowl. The longevity makes proper storage an absolute necessity. We recommend glass jars or curing jars for storage as these products maintain freshness better than plastic containers. Diablo OG is an Indica dominant hybrid without the couch lock. As such, Diablo is suitable for medicating during the day or night.

#7- Riddler OG: This medication explains our reputation as a home of sensational OG cannabis concoctions. The Riddler’s precise genetics remain unknown, but he’s been a hit since his first visit to Humboldt Relief. Most batches exhibit Indica dominant traits, although the nug structure indicates a Sativa presence. The Riddler’s classic OG flavor is reminiscent of Jane Doe. Patients use this strain for pain relief and mental health conditions such as generalized anxiety disorder.

#8- Dieselberry: Many medical marijuana strains come from disputed genetic origins; Dieselberry is no different. Aficionados claim this Sativa dominant hybrid stems from a cross between DJ Short’s Blueberry x Sour Diesel whereas a few sources assert it’s the result of Sour Diesel x Strawberry Cough. The former seems a bit more credible than the later given the taste. Whatever its lineage, this strain consists of bulky nugs with trademark Sativa crowns. Dieselberry is a fine OG alternative that often delights patients during the winter and spring months.

#9- Larry OG: This heavy hitting Indica dominant strain comes to HR from the fine folks at the Cali Connection Seed Company. Larry OG is the result of a cross between an SFV OG Kush male and a female Larry clone. This strain is suitable for nighttime medicating as it may cause sleepiness. Patients report feelings of relaxation concentrated in the body, which makes Larry an excellent choice for those with chronic pain. Larry also induces the famous couch lock at times and stimulates the appetite.

#10- Dr. Greenthumb’s Red Ryder: This hybrid OG medication is a B Real strain straight from the one and only Dr. Greenthumb’s garden. Cypress Hill fans flock to HR to catch of a glimpse of the Man himself, and pick up his top shelf contributions to the collective. Patients rest assured that anything from B Real must be of the hightest quality. The man they call the “weed hunter” has yet to disappoint.

Honorable Mention- HR #23: This signature house strain deserves recognition for always putting a smile on our patients’ faces. HR #23 usually displays characteristics of a Sativa dominant hybrid with extra fluffy nugs. The strain gets its name from its accidental inception. One day the crew discovered random seeds laying around in the grow room. They planted the seeds in the dirt not knowing what would happen. The sole surviving seed turned out to be a big hit with our patients! It’s been a Humboldt Relief menu staple ever since.

There you have it, folks! The best of the best from the HR family in Reseda. Watch as our menu continues to grow! One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Brutus OG

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We’ve got an extremely small batch of Brutus today. You’ll definitely want to drive to Reseda today to grab this favorite top shelf medical marijuana strain:

 

 

You definitely don’t want to miss out on this. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! This is just a quick note to let you know that your favorite top shelf Indica dominant OG strain is back at HR. That’s right, we’ve got another batch of Brutus! Stop by your friendly neighborhood medical marijuana dispensary in Reseda tomorrow as soon as possible! You know Brutus never lasts very long. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Highlight: Brutus

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! We know you’re all going to wait until after 2pm to pick up your medication today during our Hump Day Special. That way you’ll be able to grab top shelf for $45 per 1/8th and $85 per 1/4. But this situation poses a dilemma because the Brutus is in stock:

 

 

As many of you know, the Brutus OG medical marijuana strain sells out very quickly; it might not last until 2pm. We trust you’ll make the right decision. One Love!

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Medical Marijuana Menu Update

Greetings Humboldt Relief patients! You all enjoyed the Brutus and King Kush medical marijuana strains last week. You’ll be glad to know that we got some more of these top shelf favorites in today! That’s right—-there will be more King Kush and Brutus waiting for you at HR tomorrow! One Love!

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