Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! The most magical holiday is almost upon us….4/20! The HR crew cordially invites all of our patients to attend our 420 celebration. We’ll be giving away fully loaded gift bags, passing out free munchies provided by Piece of Mine catering, and raffling off amazing prizes, including an Omicron personal vaporizer, Cypress Hill Phuncky Feel Tips by RooR, and a premium glass bong! Of course, we’ll also have sweet deals on your favorite medical marijuana strains. Patients on Facebook, please join our exclusive 420 event page! Now you know where to be on that stoniest day of the year. See you at the best Reseda dispensary, and don’t forget your rec as well as your ID. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Believe it or not, we still have some of the Mandarin Dreams marijuana strain sitting on our top shelf! There’s not very much of this exotic cannabis left for obvious reasons:
This hybrid contains beautiful purple streaks, which enhance its medicinal qualities. Those concerned with flavor will appreciate the Mandarin’s superior taste. The bulky nug structure should look familiar to loyal HR patients because it’s a trademark of the Brutus grow team. Hurry to the best Reseda dispensary to live the dream, but don’t forget your marijuana card and ID. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We’ve got a very special batch of our house strain Popeye at HR right now, but he’s not sitting on our top shelf. Uncle Z stole the nugs, so you have to specifically ask for Popeye to take him home:
We’ve gotten quite a few batches of Popeye OG Kush, but this is by far the most potent. It smells like cologne and the effects are instantaneous. Medicate with caution as this exemplifies the legendary “one hitter quitter” moniker. Stop by the best Reseda dispensary for your weekend medication, but don’t forget your marijuana card and ID. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We realize that you all depend on our online menu, so we’re trying to update it more frequently. PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE DATE WHEN YOU READ THESE POSTS AND CALL US TO RESERVE YOUR FAVORITE STRAINS!
Top Shelf Marijuana Member Price $45 per 1/8th Temporary Member Price $50 per 1/8th
Pinapple OG (ALMOST GONE)
Plain Jane (SPEICAL $40 per 1/8th)
PK Purple King
King George (SPECIAL $40 per 1/8th)
Riddler OG (SPECIAL $40 per 1/8th)
Marijuana Popcorn Member Price $40 Temporary Member Price $45
Super Value Marijuana $20 per 1/8th
Marijuana Shake Deals $20 per 1/8th
Super Value Marijuana Joints 2 for $5
Budget Marijuana Joints $5 per
Lavender, Sweet Tooth
Premium Marijuana Joints $10
Hubby Bars (made with genuine Hubby Oil!) $10 per bar
There you have it folks, a complete menu from the best Reseda dispensary! Please remember to bring your cannabis card and ID with you when you visit our co-op. One Love!
ATTENTION PATIENTS: THE VIDEO BELOW IS NOT A CURRENT MENU! IT’S MADE TO SHOWCASE OUR POPULAR STRAINS FOR NEW MEMBERS!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We’ve noticed a lot of prospective members visiting our Reseda dispensary. For those of you interested in joining our collective, we made a marijuana menu video highlighting some of our most popular strains. Check out the HR top shelf tour:
Since we’re the official B Real dispensary, we chose the Cypress Hill classic, “Hits from the Bong” as mood music. The tour kicks off with Popeye OG, the house favorite Indica dominant OG we entered in the Medical Cannabis Cup. The next medication needs no introduction. Brutus OG is a local legend among Los Angeles cannabis enthusiasts. Lady Jane Doe may be equally as famous as her boyfriend Brutus. This mysterious OG Kush casts a spell on everyone who smokes her, leaving them begging for more!
The show wouldn’t be complete without Popeye’s girl, Olive Oyl! A newer addition to the HR family, she’s a super stoney cross between Purple Mr. Nice Guy and Jupiter OG. Of course, the devilishly delicious Diablo OG makes an appearance. This ultra smooth Indica dominant OG induces intense relaxation. Speaking of Indicas, Purple King aka PK provides pain relief while easing insomnia.
For a taste of something completely different, we recommend Grapefruit. Sativa strains aren’t for everyone, and those with anxiety issues should medicate with caution. That said, you won’t find anything sweeter or more potent than our signature Grapefruit. Last but not least, Mandarin Dreams features an excellent flavor similar to that of Grapefruit. The Mandarin contains purple streaks, which means it’s a relatively mellow experience.
We hope you enjoyed this sneak peak of what’s in store for you at the best Reseda dispensary! Please note that the video doesn’t necessarily reflect our current inventory. The images represent a collection of medications we usually carry on a regular basis. If you have any questions about our collective, feel free to contact us by phone (818) 300-0020 or email firstname.lastname@example.org! You’re welcome to visit our store in person as long as you bring your current marijuana rec along with proper identification. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Jane Doe lovers: take a look at what’s waiting for you on the top shelf of the best Reseda dispensary:
This is the original Jane you fell in love with years ago. You know she tends to wander, so get to HR as soon as possible to get a piece of the action. Remember that all members must show their physician’s recommendations for medical cannabis along with ID to access our marijuana club. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Today’s medical marijuana menu highlight comes to us from the genetic masters at the Cali Connection Seed Company. Cousin Larry OG is sitting on the top shelf at the best Reseda dispensary:
As the second caption indicates, Larry OG effects most patients as an Indica dominant hybrid. We’re not sure why, but there are quite a few online reviews that label this strain as a pure Sativa. The Cali Connection lists its genetics as Larry’s Cut x SFV OG Kush. This batch certainly displays characteristic OG scent and flavor. We recommend Cousin Larry to patients dealing with physical pain, insomnia, or anxiety. Remember that you must bring your cannabis card and ID with you to our marijuana club. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! We just wanted to let you know the cousin Larry OG dropped by HR for the weekend. He’s an Indica dominant OG Kush strain brought to us by the Cali Connection Seed Company! Larry is waiting for you at the best Reseda dispensary right alongside his friends Popeye OG and her majesty Queen Jane. Just don’t forget to bring your marijuana card and ID with you to our cannabis club every time you visit. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! Since Olive Oyl’s been out of the picture, Popeye OG has been a little lonely. He’s been sitting on the top shelf of the best Reseda dispensary waiting for someone special to take him home:
These Popeye strain pictures were taken without the flash in an effort to reduce glare and preserve the medication’s natural color. They may be a bit darker than usual; we hope you don’t mind. If you prefer the brighter photos, just let me know! As always, please remember to bring your cannabis card and ID with you when you visit Popeye at HR. One Love!
Greetings Humboldt Relief Collective members! In case you missed yesterday’s medical marijuana menu update, the best Reseda dispensary just got another dank batch of Queen Jane:
Queen Jane is Organic Jane Doe OG Kush! These nugs are especially tight and super frosty. You won’t find a better deal for $45 per 1/8th; members pay this donation price whereas temporary patients pay the regular $50. When you drop by to grab Queen Jane, remember to bring your cannabis card and ID with you to our marijuana club. One Love!